Joe List

No, no, that's good. This kills, but I don't know where to go or what to add with it, but this is a true story. I was walking through the airport, and a guy walked by and just put it like this. He goes, comedian.

i'm like oh thank you i don't know like yeah that's the level i'm at like people don't say like i love you you're hilarious on my name he just put like literally like this comedian did they do that with a lawyer yeah i tried i'm like pilot accountant um but uh yeah that was a funny thing that happened have you tried just that

i'm like oh thank you i don't know like yeah that's the level i'm at like people don't say like i love you you're hilarious on my name he just put like literally like this comedian did they do that with a lawyer yeah i tried i'm like pilot accountant um but uh yeah that was a funny thing that happened have you tried just that

i'm like oh thank you i don't know like yeah that's the level i'm at like people don't say like i love you you're hilarious on my name he just put like literally like this comedian did they do that with a lawyer yeah i tried i'm like pilot accountant um but uh yeah that was a funny thing that happened have you tried just that

no i've done it a few times and it gets like a huge laugh but then you're just one of those things where you're like that's it all right that's the end of that maybe yeah i like the line that's the level i'm at is funny right right uh i'm not getting an oh my god right yeah and your knowledge of what i do for a living don't even want a photo yeah right yeah yeah that could be a funny follow-up do you want a photo i'm good yeah yeah i know you guess what he does

no i've done it a few times and it gets like a huge laugh but then you're just one of those things where you're like that's it all right that's the end of that maybe yeah i like the line that's the level i'm at is funny right right uh i'm not getting an oh my god right yeah and your knowledge of what i do for a living don't even want a photo yeah right yeah yeah that could be a funny follow-up do you want a photo i'm good yeah yeah i know you guess what he does

no i've done it a few times and it gets like a huge laugh but then you're just one of those things where you're like that's it all right that's the end of that maybe yeah i like the line that's the level i'm at is funny right right uh i'm not getting an oh my god right yeah and your knowledge of what i do for a living don't even want a photo yeah right yeah yeah that could be a funny follow-up do you want a photo i'm good yeah yeah i know you guess what he does

yeah maybe that could be oh yeah what do you look like just a guy i mean it was like literally like he was moving fast like he looked like i mean he looked like a hundred percent of the people that know who i am like a 38 year old guy in a hoodie with some stubble maybe it's the nicest thing anyone has said to you that's just walking by you know it's usually like homo fuck you yeah piece of shit tiny dick yeah this guy come here you're like i'll take it

yeah maybe that could be oh yeah what do you look like just a guy i mean it was like literally like he was moving fast like he looked like i mean he looked like a hundred percent of the people that know who i am like a 38 year old guy in a hoodie with some stubble maybe it's the nicest thing anyone has said to you that's just walking by you know it's usually like homo fuck you yeah piece of shit tiny dick yeah this guy come here you're like i'll take it

yeah maybe that could be oh yeah what do you look like just a guy i mean it was like literally like he was moving fast like he looked like i mean he looked like a hundred percent of the people that know who i am like a 38 year old guy in a hoodie with some stubble maybe it's the nicest thing anyone has said to you that's just walking by you know it's usually like homo fuck you yeah piece of shit tiny dick yeah this guy come here you're like i'll take it

I just remember we had a kid here. Isn't that weird? Oh, right. It's so easy to forget that you're like, we have a baby in the other room. You should have someone watching it.

I just remember we had a kid here. Isn't that weird? Oh, right. It's so easy to forget that you're like, we have a baby in the other room. You should have someone watching it.

I just remember we had a kid here. Isn't that weird? Oh, right. It's so easy to forget that you're like, we have a baby in the other room. You should have someone watching it.

Yeah, that's fine. He's in the car. We just have him on. There's a moment where you're like, you're ready to come out there, and you're like, he's just bleeding. It's only like 78.

Yeah, that's fine. He's in the car. We just have him on. There's a moment where you're like, you're ready to come out there, and you're like, he's just bleeding. It's only like 78.

Yeah, that's fine. He's in the car. We just have him on. There's a moment where you're like, you're ready to come out there, and you're like, he's just bleeding. It's only like 78.

Now we're all showing up at work with cum in our pants. Like now, because that's kind of also funny to downplay a problem. It's not really a problem for me. A guy jerking off to the subway, I'm just like, well, whatever, I'll look the other way. But in that case, I'd be like, oh, my pants are ruined. That's better.

Now we're all showing up at work with cum in our pants. Like now, because that's kind of also funny to downplay a problem. It's not really a problem for me. A guy jerking off to the subway, I'm just like, well, whatever, I'll look the other way. But in that case, I'd be like, oh, my pants are ruined. That's better.

Now we're all showing up at work with cum in our pants. Like now, because that's kind of also funny to downplay a problem. It's not really a problem for me. A guy jerking off to the subway, I'm just like, well, whatever, I'll look the other way. But in that case, I'd be like, oh, my pants are ruined. That's better.

Shit, I shouldn't have worn white pants.