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I just don't get it, and I like getting out of the car. But Sarah, this is a pet peeve with Sarah. I think this is psychotic. I try to do it as a bit. People don't even understand. Please. We used to take a bus. Now we're doing pretty well. But we'd take a bus. The bus would pull into Burger King to stop, and I'd be like, all right, let's go. And she's like, no, I'm going to sit here.

Oh, that's crazy. I'm like, you don't want to get off the bus? That's wild.

Oh, that's crazy. I'm like, you don't want to get off the bus? That's wild.

Oh, that's crazy. I'm like, you don't want to get off the bus? That's wild.

You're scared it's going to pull away or something?

You're scared it's going to pull away or something?

You're scared it's going to pull away or something?

You don't want to stretch? You don't want to get air? She's just breathing in bus air with her legs crushed.

You don't want to stretch? You don't want to get air? She's just breathing in bus air with her legs crushed.

You don't want to stretch? You don't want to get air? She's just breathing in bus air with her legs crushed.

Really? Yeah. I would actually sometimes not get out on those things. I was just always scared they're going to leave you. Where do you stand on the aisle of the bus?

Really? Yeah. I would actually sometimes not get out on those things. I was just always scared they're going to leave you. Where do you stand on the aisle of the bus?

Really? Yeah. I would actually sometimes not get out on those things. I was just always scared they're going to leave you. Where do you stand on the aisle of the bus?

How about when I did the LA Forum with Louis, this is like 10 years ago now, and Todd Glass was opening, and he brought up Louis, and then while Louis came on stage, they were giving me a standing ovation. Todd stood behind him like... doing this thing, and Louie got really upset. Because after like 10 minutes, Louie just looked back and realized that Tom was still back there being like, for me?

How about when I did the LA Forum with Louis, this is like 10 years ago now, and Todd Glass was opening, and he brought up Louis, and then while Louis came on stage, they were giving me a standing ovation. Todd stood behind him like... doing this thing, and Louie got really upset. Because after like 10 minutes, Louie just looked back and realized that Tom was still back there being like, for me?

How about when I did the LA Forum with Louis, this is like 10 years ago now, and Todd Glass was opening, and he brought up Louis, and then while Louis came on stage, they were giving me a standing ovation. Todd stood behind him like... doing this thing, and Louie got really upset. Because after like 10 minutes, Louie just looked back and realized that Tom was still back there being like, for me?

That's really funny. Oh, it was so funny. He didn't get really upset, but he was like, what are you doing?

That's really funny. Oh, it was so funny. He didn't get really upset, but he was like, what are you doing?

That's really funny. Oh, it was so funny. He didn't get really upset, but he was like, what are you doing?

We've got to have Louie on here, and you have to fart on him at some point.