Joe List

I don't think I've ever been to one. I went to a TWA one. Can we just be honest? Sarah's talking about your birthday party.

You're not allowed to bring your... What do you mean a line?

You're not allowed to bring your... What do you mean a line?

You're not allowed to bring your... What do you mean a line?

They check it.

They check it.

They check it.

It's like Ellis Island over there.

It's like Ellis Island over there.

It's like Ellis Island over there.

Wow. You have to wear a swim cap in those things, too? A lot of minorities.

Wow. You have to wear a swim cap in those things, too? A lot of minorities.

Wow. You have to wear a swim cap in those things, too? A lot of minorities.

That's horrendous.

That's horrendous.

That's horrendous.

I believe it. It's weird. I used to go to the rec center constantly and swim there. And it's, dude, all old Asian dudes. And a lot of just old people who are there every day and somehow still fat. I'm like, I thought this was like the healthiest thing you could do. And you're looking at these guys body like you look like a fucking jellyfish.

I believe it. It's weird. I used to go to the rec center constantly and swim there. And it's, dude, all old Asian dudes. And a lot of just old people who are there every day and somehow still fat. I'm like, I thought this was like the healthiest thing you could do. And you're looking at these guys body like you look like a fucking jellyfish.

I believe it. It's weird. I used to go to the rec center constantly and swim there. And it's, dude, all old Asian dudes. And a lot of just old people who are there every day and somehow still fat. I'm like, I thought this was like the healthiest thing you could do. And you're looking at these guys body like you look like a fucking jellyfish.

Right. Like, what are you doing? That was an old George Carlin bit about what's his toes? The guy that just died. Richard Simmons. He's like, Richard Simmons is proof you can work out all day, every day and still look like shit. Rest in peace.