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If it's an airport bathroom, you ought to believe I washed my hands. Wrigley still has this, by the way. Oh, yeah. Wrigley Field still has a trough. It's fucking insane. It's pretty gross. Oh, it's horrible. I'm a stall guy. What's that?

If it's an airport bathroom, you ought to believe I washed my hands. Wrigley still has this, by the way. Oh, yeah. Wrigley Field still has a trough. It's fucking insane. It's pretty gross. Oh, it's horrible. I'm a stall guy. What's that?

If it's an airport bathroom, you ought to believe I washed my hands. Wrigley still has this, by the way. Oh, yeah. Wrigley Field still has a trough. It's fucking insane. It's pretty gross. Oh, it's horrible. I'm a stall guy. What's that?

Urinals splash all the time. My shorts were all splashy the other day. Yeah, that's embarrassing. But you get to an age, I don't even care. I got pee spots everywhere, splash. I'm like, what are you going to do?

Urinals splash all the time. My shorts were all splashy the other day. Yeah, that's embarrassing. But you get to an age, I don't even care. I got pee spots everywhere, splash. I'm like, what are you going to do?

Urinals splash all the time. My shorts were all splashy the other day. Yeah, that's embarrassing. But you get to an age, I don't even care. I got pee spots everywhere, splash. I'm like, what are you going to do?

Yeah. Every night I take my pants off and Sarah's like, you got a huge pee spot. It looks like Hawaii. Yeah. Massive. Different state every night. Yeah, we did. Is that New Jersey?

Yeah. Every night I take my pants off and Sarah's like, you got a huge pee spot. It looks like Hawaii. Yeah. Massive. Different state every night. Yeah, we did. Is that New Jersey?

Yeah. Every night I take my pants off and Sarah's like, you got a huge pee spot. It looks like Hawaii. Yeah. Massive. Different state every night. Yeah, we did. Is that New Jersey?

You don't want to see the dick.

You don't want to see the dick.

You don't want to see the dick.

It's not a bad theory. This is one of the great conspiracy theories I've heard in a while.

It's not a bad theory. This is one of the great conspiracy theories I've heard in a while.

It's not a bad theory. This is one of the great conspiracy theories I've heard in a while.

I can get behind it. I don't think so because I was at two different Chicago airports over the weekend and neither had them. And that's a diverse city.

I can get behind it. I don't think so because I was at two different Chicago airports over the weekend and neither had them. And that's a diverse city.

I can get behind it. I don't think so because I was at two different Chicago airports over the weekend and neither had them. And that's a diverse city.

Well, the partition also now, now I'm seeing some hire at the airport. They need them high, because it's the face that bothers me. It's not the dick. I don't like your face so close to my face. I get that. I want a full... But dick showing. Yeah, exactly. Have it just up here.

Well, the partition also now, now I'm seeing some hire at the airport. They need them high, because it's the face that bothers me. It's not the dick. I don't like your face so close to my face. I get that. I want a full... But dick showing. Yeah, exactly. Have it just up here.