Joe Loya

And after that, I have no feel for them.

So put all that in the mix.

And I think, you know what?

I'm not going to do all these years here so I can go make $45,000.

That's it.

So I start committing little bullshit crimes.

I start balancing checks, which is the easiest thing to do.

And I start borrowing money and not paying it back.

I start doing little frauds and then bigger little frauds.

But, you know, all small scale because I'm not a gang member, because I'm not a criminal.

Because I don't have anyone in my family to bring me into it, I have to connive my way into the underworld because I don't know anything.

So I commit a bunch of petty, petty crimes.

But I commit a lot of them.

And I end up being wanted in five different counties.

Oh, wow.

The worst of it, I defraud some guy out of a $32,000 733-IBMW, which was top of the line at that time.

Yeah, it was elaborate.

I mean, I literally wrote him a check.

and told him, hey, my banker's not there until this afternoon.

He can tell you this check's good, and then I'll come back and pick the car.