Joe Santagato

That's what he's saying.

And I disagree with that because I wouldn't be able to have a conversation or speak to...

what those places are like.

Even if I drove through, you're not driving through the entire state.

So I drove through a part of it and be like, well, I drove through.

No one's going to be like, oh, okay.

Like you can't tell anyone anything about a city.

What if your Colombian construction working father makes you stop at every Cracker Barrel in every state on the way down to Florida?

Then you sure know a lot about that franchise.

Yes, I do.

That's something to offer.

It is awful.

I can't tell you anything about the states, but I can tell you is where to stop.

And I can tell you that they let you take as many as the maple syrups.

What would you say?

Yeah, those places are that they my my dad thought he was running the maple syrup heist of all time.

Were you sleeping in, like, a bed or something?

Or you were sitting in a chair, like a car?

Oh, my dad, like, took out the back seats in his truck and, like, put down blankets and stuff so we would just, like, sleep and hang out back there for the day it took to travel.

And I'm not even kidding.