Joe Santagato

Because it's like a children thing.

Is it?

Yeah.

Who cares about them?

Why don't, again, we're the basement yard.

Now we can reach out to be like, yo, listen, we want to come include us in a show.

Let us joust.

Oh, I definitely don't want to joust.

Are you insane?

Brother, if you had the opportunity to joust with a turkey leg in your hand and a bowl of grog in the other, you're not doing it?

i mean jousting seems a little dangerous give me a blunt sword i'll fight you bro you're getting poked in the chest while sitting on top of a horse okay put me on the ground and you and i with blunt metal swords fight i hope a knight gives me a rose oh no shot you're not a child it's a children's thing no

I think that you have a chance.

Thank you.

I would like to go, and I would be full in.

I would get a getup.

I would get a fucking, like, a crown.

Oh, please get me some chain mail.

Oh, that's a good idea.

You want to be the executioner?

And I'm the knight because I'm brave, and I'm doing actual, like, going out and getting after it while the king just sits there and has people try his food so he doesn't get poisoned.