Joe Santagato
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and you lay down a blanket, and you go in with that, and you put it down, and then you and your partner just roll around in it and just get fucking covered in chocolate.
That's basically what this is.
Yeah, I'm going down like Augustus Gloop, dude.
If you got a river, I'm fucking drinking out of that bitch.
Just, like, imagine, like, you're outside in, like, 100-degree weather, and then you're just, like, you, like, hug, and it's in between you, and you just fucking do that.
I'll be honest with you.
That sounds disgusting.
Chocolate's not sticky.
In 100 degrees, I'm sure you'll stick.
It's just kind of, like, thick.
I am a little disappointed.