Joe Santagato

I have that thing that you press down and it spins it.

I love that fucking thing.

I do too, honestly.

The salad washer?

Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, I get that thing.

I swear to God, I have convinced myself I'm this close to splitting the atom with that thing.

I'm like I'm pushing on that thing and it's like yeah the fucking romaine lettuce in this thing is pulling 5 G's yes it really really is it's like up against the wall like yo we're dry it's that fucking thing at all like Six Flags and all the amusement parks where like the walls go fast and then the kids like try to like turn upside down and they get yelled at by like the 14 year old that's operating the ride shouldn't happen

I'm convinced that if I do it hard enough, it'll just like take flight.

I am too.

I swear to God.

I just love to feel that power that I have made something like that.

Like I'm fucking spinning it and it's like, and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yo, spinning shit is fire.

Dude.

Now that I think about it.

One of America's greatest pastimes.

Spinning tops.

Yo-yos.