Joe Santagato

And she's like, well, we were texting and I forget what the text message was, but it was something.

that like you know whatever and she said that she was in a car and she was texting me but she wasn't using a phone it was you know borson cheese do you know what that is type in borson b-o-u-r-s-i-n you've definitely seen it on charcuterie boards i mean i've seen a lot of things on charcuterie boards

so oh yeah so you see this cheese oh yeah i've seen so you see how like you see the wrapping click on that comes in like a muffin tin yeah it comes up it comes like that nope the one you were hovered over when i said that you bastard okay so you see she said it was a it was borson cheese which i'm all about by the way it's good and then it would unwrap and have my text message and then it would rewrap

And I was like, so this is a magic Borson cheese.

I'll be honest with you.

If Becca were to present information to me that she didn't want to be with me, it would probably be the most digestible in cheese.

A cheese breakup is probably a great one.

I would love... Let me... No, no, no.

You would love... I don't...

I don't want to ever be broken up with by Becca.

But?

I would be a little more appreciative of the information if it came via cheese.

Yeah.

If it came by a magic Borson cheese?

I'd be like, oh.

Yeah.

It's a good cheese.

That is a good cheese.

I like that because you got to undress it.

What's the other flavors you got in there?