Joe Santagato

No, the first day. The second day, someone else there called me gay. This is why I'm saying it might be a schnick. No, no, no. It wasn't like – maybe it was the gimmick, but like it was a little hole-in-the-wall spot in Dublin that was like – Did you say there was like dicks all over the wall or something? There was dicks everywhere, brother. See, this must be one of those places.

No, the first day. The second day, someone else there called me gay. This is why I'm saying it might be a schnick. No, no, no. It wasn't like – maybe it was the gimmick, but like it was a little hole-in-the-wall spot in Dublin that was like – Did you say there was like dicks all over the wall or something? There was dicks everywhere, brother. See, this must be one of those places.

But no, it wasn't a chain. It was just like I looked up like local – I like Googled like best English – not English, best Irish breakfast in Dublin, and it was like one of the first places that popped up. So I like looked at it and I was like, oh shit, this is right near where we were staying. So I was like, I'll just walk there. And it was covered in penis. No.

But no, it wasn't a chain. It was just like I looked up like local – I like Googled like best English – not English, best Irish breakfast in Dublin, and it was like one of the first places that popped up. So I like looked at it and I was like, oh shit, this is right near where we were staying. So I was like, I'll just walk there. And it was covered in penis. No.

But no, it wasn't a chain. It was just like I looked up like local – I like Googled like best English – not English, best Irish breakfast in Dublin, and it was like one of the first places that popped up. So I like looked at it and I was like, oh shit, this is right near where we were staying. So I was like, I'll just walk there. And it was covered in penis. No.

So outside I walk up and it's just an old grumpy Irish man. Nice. And I'm not going to do the impression because I haven't gotten my Irish impression down yet. Yeah. But like, he's just like, are you American? I'm like, yeah. He goes, oh fuck, fuck you. Did he really? Yeah. And I'm like, he's like, all right, how many? I was like, oh, just me. He's like, you're dining alone?

So outside I walk up and it's just an old grumpy Irish man. Nice. And I'm not going to do the impression because I haven't gotten my Irish impression down yet. Yeah. But like, he's just like, are you American? I'm like, yeah. He goes, oh fuck, fuck you. Did he really? Yeah. And I'm like, he's like, all right, how many? I was like, oh, just me. He's like, you're dining alone?

So outside I walk up and it's just an old grumpy Irish man. Nice. And I'm not going to do the impression because I haven't gotten my Irish impression down yet. Yeah. But like, he's just like, are you American? I'm like, yeah. He goes, oh fuck, fuck you. Did he really? Yeah. And I'm like, he's like, all right, how many? I was like, oh, just me. He's like, you're dining alone?

And you're an American? You're a piece of shit. Like, he was going off, dude. Bro, going off on me. I'm surprised you, out of all people, sat down there.

And you're an American? You're a piece of shit. Like, he was going off, dude. Bro, going off on me. I'm surprised you, out of all people, sat down there.

And you're an American? You're a piece of shit. Like, he was going off, dude. Bro, going off on me. I'm surprised you, out of all people, sat down there.

i feel like you'd be like bro i was by myself and i was hungry and i was in a good mood okay so i sat down at the bar by myself and he's like all right what can i get you an irish coffee and bro they had a giant thing on the wall a like a magnum triple quadruple magnum bottle jameson with like a spout underneath it and he's like you want an irish coffee i was like no i'll take a tea

i feel like you'd be like bro i was by myself and i was hungry and i was in a good mood okay so i sat down at the bar by myself and he's like all right what can i get you an irish coffee and bro they had a giant thing on the wall a like a magnum triple quadruple magnum bottle jameson with like a spout underneath it and he's like you want an irish coffee i was like no i'll take a tea

i feel like you'd be like bro i was by myself and i was hungry and i was in a good mood okay so i sat down at the bar by myself and he's like all right what can i get you an irish coffee and bro they had a giant thing on the wall a like a magnum triple quadruple magnum bottle jameson with like a spout underneath it and he's like you want an irish coffee i was like no i'll take a tea

And he goes, you want a tea? I'm like, yeah. And he goes, that's so fucking gay. God damn, bro. I'm just like... What? It's tea. Was everything else normal? The food was normal. The atmosphere was normal. Besides the... Penises. Abundance of cocks everywhere.

And he goes, you want a tea? I'm like, yeah. And he goes, that's so fucking gay. God damn, bro. I'm just like... What? It's tea. Was everything else normal? The food was normal. The atmosphere was normal. Besides the... Penises. Abundance of cocks everywhere.

And he goes, you want a tea? I'm like, yeah. And he goes, that's so fucking gay. God damn, bro. I'm just like... What? It's tea. Was everything else normal? The food was normal. The atmosphere was normal. Besides the... Penises. Abundance of cocks everywhere.

Yo, I don't know.

Yo, I don't know.

Yo, I don't know.