Joe Santagato

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So, the idea that I had is, you know how they have anime pillows that people marry? You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. I know that that has happened. I don't know that they're made to be married. I don't know if they're made to be married, but none of us are technically made to be married. But along the way, we figure out that we're going to marry.

So, the idea that I had is, you know how they have anime pillows that people marry? You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. I know that that has happened. I don't know that they're made to be married. I don't know if they're made to be married, but none of us are technically made to be married. But along the way, we figure out that we're going to marry.

So, the idea that I had is, you know how they have anime pillows that people marry? You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. I know that that has happened. I don't know that they're made to be married. I don't know if they're made to be married, but none of us are technically made to be married. But along the way, we figure out that we're going to marry.

I mean, tell that to the Christians, dude. Okay. I'm not going to talk to them. I think that they've tuned out of this show a long time ago. Okay? Yeah. Hear me out. Marryable or like the same thing with pillows, but they're blankets.

I mean, tell that to the Christians, dude. Okay. I'm not going to talk to them. I think that they've tuned out of this show a long time ago. Okay? Yeah. Hear me out. Marryable or like the same thing with pillows, but they're blankets.

I mean, tell that to the Christians, dude. Okay. I'm not going to talk to them. I think that they've tuned out of this show a long time ago. Okay? Yeah. Hear me out. Marryable or like the same thing with pillows, but they're blankets.

And like when you fold them, it's like, you know, like me like this, but like standing up and then you open the fold and it'll be me fucking buck naked and it's, and it's knitted. So like, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It doesn't work cause I don't have a vagina, but like say, say it was someone that does have a vagina. Okay. Yeah.

And like when you fold them, it's like, you know, like me like this, but like standing up and then you open the fold and it'll be me fucking buck naked and it's, and it's knitted. So like, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It doesn't work cause I don't have a vagina, but like say, say it was someone that does have a vagina. Okay. Yeah.

And like when you fold them, it's like, you know, like me like this, but like standing up and then you open the fold and it'll be me fucking buck naked and it's, and it's knitted. So like, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. It doesn't work cause I don't have a vagina, but like say, say it was someone that does have a vagina. Okay. Yeah.

The blanket is knitted, so you know how you like to fuck your blankets, you two? You just pointed at me saying that? Well, you toe-fuck your blankets is what you're doing.

The blanket is knitted, so you know how you like to fuck your blankets, you two? You just pointed at me saying that? Well, you toe-fuck your blankets is what you're doing.

The blanket is knitted, so you know how you like to fuck your blankets, you two? You just pointed at me saying that? Well, you toe-fuck your blankets is what you're doing.

Okay, what's the difference? Wearing a sandal and having sex?

Okay, what's the difference? Wearing a sandal and having sex?