Joe Santagato

I like seeing it do its ocean thing, but then I get freaked out by what is under there probably.

Right.

Because, like, yo, look at the ocean, and then underneath it is a whole other world, dude.

sharks dude and i'm like why are you saying this to me i just got here dude the the like i think the fear of the ocean for me came from miami because like we were down there and my brother and i swam out and then we were like standing and the water was at our ankles and we were like 50 to 60 if not further out

Like, and we were like, whoa, this is so cool.

And we see people, like, waving to us.

And we're, like, waving back when we get in.

And there's, like, don't ever fucking do that ever again.

We're like, why?

And apparently it's a thing.

They're called, like, sandbars.

And that's where, like.

Sharks hang out because idiots like me go and stand on there thinking, like, whoa, this is cool.

And then you get your fucking shit ate.

Oh, yeah, you did, didn't you?

I didn't get them.

But you, like, swam there.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

It wasn't like you could walk out onto the rocks.

It was like... No, no, you gotta swim there.