Joe Santagato

I like my face. And your hairline. Well, that's crazy. All right, so if we could put together the ideal face between our faces, okay?

It's going to be your facial hair. We can agree to that. Bananas facial hair. Okay. I'll take it, but I don't know if that's even... My bottom lip. What? I thought I was going to... You have a good one, but your top lip is stronger than my bottom lip. My top lip is better than your top lip? Yeah, okay. Okay. Whose eyes? Whose eyes? I think I have good eyes. You have great eyes, Joey.

It's going to be your facial hair. We can agree to that. Bananas facial hair. Okay. I'll take it, but I don't know if that's even... My bottom lip. What? I thought I was going to... You have a good one, but your top lip is stronger than my bottom lip. My top lip is better than your top lip? Yeah, okay. Okay. Whose eyes? Whose eyes? I think I have good eyes. You have great eyes, Joey.

It's going to be your facial hair. We can agree to that. Bananas facial hair. Okay. I'll take it, but I don't know if that's even... My bottom lip. What? I thought I was going to... You have a good one, but your top lip is stronger than my bottom lip. My top lip is better than your top lip? Yeah, okay. Okay. Whose eyes? Whose eyes? I think I have good eyes. You have great eyes, Joey.

You have blue eyes, dude. Or like hazel. Your hairline and hair. Duh. I'm sorry. Can I have this? Can I have this? Can I have it? Frank, take it. How about this? I'll take the hairline and the hair. Give me your hair color. You don't like your hair color? I like my hair color. Wait, is it black, yours is? Well, technically, no hair color is naturally black. It's just dark brown.

You have blue eyes, dude. Or like hazel. Your hairline and hair. Duh. I'm sorry. Can I have this? Can I have this? Can I have it? Frank, take it. How about this? I'll take the hairline and the hair. Give me your hair color. You don't like your hair color? I like my hair color. Wait, is it black, yours is? Well, technically, no hair color is naturally black. It's just dark brown.

You have blue eyes, dude. Or like hazel. Your hairline and hair. Duh. I'm sorry. Can I have this? Can I have this? Can I have it? Frank, take it. How about this? I'll take the hairline and the hair. Give me your hair color. You don't like your hair color? I like my hair color. Wait, is it black, yours is? Well, technically, no hair color is naturally black. It's just dark brown.

But, like, the salt and pepper you got going on, you know it's working. You're so horny for that. Horny is a weird word. Who's got better ears? I don't even know what my ears look like. Who's got better ears, Ant? Look at me, dead on, Frankie. Dead on. You got to see his ears, dude. Yeah, why dead on, bro? Because I got to see how wide they are as well. Oh, so now we know how Judge bases ears.

But, like, the salt and pepper you got going on, you know it's working. You're so horny for that. Horny is a weird word. Who's got better ears? I don't even know what my ears look like. Who's got better ears, Ant? Look at me, dead on, Frankie. Dead on. You got to see his ears, dude. Yeah, why dead on, bro? Because I got to see how wide they are as well. Oh, so now we know how Judge bases ears.

But, like, the salt and pepper you got going on, you know it's working. You're so horny for that. Horny is a weird word. Who's got better ears? I don't even know what my ears look like. Who's got better ears, Ant? Look at me, dead on, Frankie. Dead on. You got to see his ears, dude. Yeah, why dead on, bro? Because I got to see how wide they are as well. Oh, so now we know how Judge bases ears.

Yeah. Look at me, Joe. I think Frankie has better ears.

Yeah. Look at me, Joe. I think Frankie has better ears.

Yeah. Look at me, Joe. I think Frankie has better ears.

Joe's top lip. Joe's eyes. Yeah. How do we feel about my eyebrows and nose? I think, I think, I think, remember when I was saying powerful before? Yeah. I think my nose carries quite a bit of power and strength.

Joe's top lip. Joe's eyes. Yeah. How do we feel about my eyebrows and nose? I think, I think, I think, remember when I was saying powerful before? Yeah. I think my nose carries quite a bit of power and strength.

Joe's top lip. Joe's eyes. Yeah. How do we feel about my eyebrows and nose? I think, I think, I think, remember when I was saying powerful before? Yeah. I think my nose carries quite a bit of power and strength.

Becca tells me that all the time. She's like, I love your nose. And I've always, I've been fine with it. But now that my wife likes it, I'm great with it. Okay. You know, she's instilled confidence in you. That's the way it works, baby. Right. Marry someone that brings you up. Yeah. My nose. Yeah. You're cool with that? Cool. I don't feel any way about my nose.

Becca tells me that all the time. She's like, I love your nose. And I've always, I've been fine with it. But now that my wife likes it, I'm great with it. Okay. You know, she's instilled confidence in you. That's the way it works, baby. Right. Marry someone that brings you up. Yeah. My nose. Yeah. You're cool with that? Cool. I don't feel any way about my nose.

Becca tells me that all the time. She's like, I love your nose. And I've always, I've been fine with it. But now that my wife likes it, I'm great with it. Okay. You know, she's instilled confidence in you. That's the way it works, baby. Right. Marry someone that brings you up. Yeah. My nose. Yeah. You're cool with that? Cool. I don't feel any way about my nose.

I think we're going to, I'm going to have to take eyebrows from you though. From me? From you. Oh, like your eyebrows are nicer, but can you do this? Ooh. Ooh. What is that? Watch, watch, watch.