Joe Santagato
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Podcast Appearances
Beach... It was like shoreline rocks, and Joey...
I remember the sign there saying, like, don't go swimming.
There's Portuguese man o' wars.
I didn't see any of those.
You're in the gayest place in America, Key West, swimming with Portuguese men, you know?
And there's a war happening.
There's a war happening, and you're about to get your shit ate.
I didn't see any jellyfish, but I like looking at fish.
Apparently, those Portuguese Man O' War jellyfish will get on your back and fucking ruin your day, dude.
I think they've since debunked that.
Before they debunked pissing.
Do you, like, what do you do?
Like, do you, like, as, like, a hero, like, be like, listen, if you need any help, I'll be the one.
Yo, he's into some sick shit.
You saw his eyes light up before when I said get your shit ate?