Joe Santagato
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The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
And we're, like, waving back when we get in.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
And there's, like, don't ever fucking do that ever again.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
And apparently it's a thing.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
They're called, like, sandbars.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
Sharks hang out because idiots like me go and stand on there thinking, like, whoa, this is cool.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
And then you get your fucking shit ate.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
Oh, yeah, you did, didn't you?
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
But you, like, swam there.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
It wasn't like you could walk out onto the rocks.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
It was like... No, no, you gotta swim there.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
Beach... It was like shoreline rocks, and Joey...
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
I remember the sign there saying, like, don't go swimming.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
There's Portuguese man o' wars.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
I didn't see any of those.
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
You're in the gayest place in America, Key West, swimming with Portuguese men, you know?
The Basement Yard
#551 - Mr. Gabagool Is Here
And there's a war happening.