Joe Santagato

I mean, if I'm in the moment, you could say whatever.

Yeah?

Not whatever.

I don't know why I'm asking like I'm going to try.

Yeah, bro, you said that like you were about to test me.

No, I don't know.

I love that.

Is this going well or not going well?

100%.

I become like a relationship guru witnessing another person on a first date and just be like, oh, look at the body language.

Yeah.

She's not into it.

Oh, ordered the lobster.

i hate going to a restaurant well i kind of love it and hate it but if i go to a restaurant and they put people right here like when it's very close i feel like now i gotta whisper my conversation yeah you know like i hate that and there's also a weird part of me that like feels like you need to acknowledge the people that are sitting i know because they're like in your view because like fuck in view but like they're basically within arm you know reach yeah our

Your weenuses are touching.

It's a weenie touch.

You feel like, I feel like you're a start of like, oh, that looks good.

Like that's how you would start that.

I have.

I've done that.