Joe Santagato

Uh-huh.

I don't think I've ever smelled coffee piss.

I don't think I've ever smelled coffee piss.

I don't think I've ever smelled coffee piss.

There's a good amount of times where I don't flush at a bar. Are you fucking insane? You too? Fired. No, no, no. You don't do it at bars? I didn't say that. What's the thought process? I saw a video of like, they flush a toilet. I know you do. They flush a toilet. I did not say me too. And it all like sprays up at you.

There's a good amount of times where I don't flush at a bar. Are you fucking insane? You too? Fired. No, no, no. You don't do it at bars? I didn't say that. What's the thought process? I saw a video of like, they flush a toilet. I know you do. They flush a toilet. I did not say me too. And it all like sprays up at you.

There's a good amount of times where I don't flush at a bar. Are you fucking insane? You too? Fired. No, no, no. You don't do it at bars? I didn't say that. What's the thought process? I saw a video of like, they flush a toilet. I know you do. They flush a toilet. I did not say me too. And it all like sprays up at you.

Yeah, but not as bad.

Yeah, but not as bad.

Yeah, but not as bad.

Sorry, I was crying.

Sorry, I was crying.

Sorry, I was crying.

No, because of the spray-up thing. I, like, reach over.

No, because of the spray-up thing. I, like, reach over.

No, because of the spray-up thing. I, like, reach over.

Close the toilet seat. Down, dude. In my own home, I'll do that. Are you, like, a germaphobe? I'm starting to figure it out. I think I am.

Close the toilet seat. Down, dude. In my own home, I'll do that. Are you, like, a germaphobe? I'm starting to figure it out. I think I am.

Close the toilet seat. Down, dude. In my own home, I'll do that. Are you, like, a germaphobe? I'm starting to figure it out. I think I am.

Go ahead. Go, go. Oh, so I throw a bunch of toilet paper in, and then I take a poop so the water doesn't splash back up at me.