Joe Santagato

whipped the blanket off me chocolate milk all over any like you're a grown adult with a glass of chocolate milk on your night it was also why are you drinking milk on your night it was a red solo cup even crazy it was a red solo cup of chocolate milk yeah honestly you're not helping what is the occasion how does that call for were you 12 it was it was just it just there was chocolate milk there was were you 12

Bro, why are you doing that?

I understand.

Like, you can jet away.

You're taking milk to bed like a kid.

Yeah.

Like, what are you?

You're just like, oh, let me go get my warm glass of chocolate milk.

Have you ever done that before bed?

Like, actually, because you thought it was going to help you sleep and had warm milk?

No.

I've done that.

Warm milk is disgusting.

There were nights in college where I couldn't fall asleep, so I would just microwave a cup of milk for 30 seconds and drink it.

Why wouldn't you just have tea or something?

It was college.

What's on hand is on hand.

I didn't have much going on.

Did you drink it out of a saucer?

Not a fucking red solo cup.