Joe Santagato

I almost got suspended.

Wait, you said you told someone they smelled? No, so. Give us the abridged. The abridged. Here's the abridged.

Wait, you said you told someone they smelled? No, so. Give us the abridged. The abridged. Here's the abridged.

Wait, you said you told someone they smelled? No, so. Give us the abridged. The abridged. Here's the abridged.

I was in our, like, tech class, and what we had to do was we had to, like, use – like, we were learning coding and, like, building websites and shit like that. And we were in a group, and you can look at people's stuff from other groups and comment on it, like feedback and shit like that. Okay. And I – Recipe for disaster.

I was in our, like, tech class, and what we had to do was we had to, like, use – like, we were learning coding and, like, building websites and shit like that. And we were in a group, and you can look at people's stuff from other groups and comment on it, like feedback and shit like that. Okay. And I – Recipe for disaster.

I was in our, like, tech class, and what we had to do was we had to, like, use – like, we were learning coding and, like, building websites and shit like that. And we were in a group, and you can look at people's stuff from other groups and comment on it, like feedback and shit like that. Okay. And I – Recipe for disaster.

Yeah. I will say this. At the time, I didn't have a good reputation. Yeah, this is the pinnacle of Prank Frank. Yeah, Prank Frank was out in full force. And I had gotten up to go to the bathroom and I left my computer open. Because it was one of those things where they'd wheel in the laptops and you'd... Yeah, yeah. And I left it open.

Yeah. I will say this. At the time, I didn't have a good reputation. Yeah, this is the pinnacle of Prank Frank. Yeah, Prank Frank was out in full force. And I had gotten up to go to the bathroom and I left my computer open. Because it was one of those things where they'd wheel in the laptops and you'd... Yeah, yeah. And I left it open.

Yeah. I will say this. At the time, I didn't have a good reputation. Yeah, this is the pinnacle of Prank Frank. Yeah, Prank Frank was out in full force. And I had gotten up to go to the bathroom and I left my computer open. Because it was one of those things where they'd wheel in the laptops and you'd... Yeah, yeah. And I left it open.

I went to the bathroom, but my defense was it was when you had to sign out. Remember our teachers made us do that? They were just like, you have to sign your name when you're leaving and when you're coming back. Like, they fucking police us. Prison shit.

I went to the bathroom, but my defense was it was when you had to sign out. Remember our teachers made us do that? They were just like, you have to sign your name when you're leaving and when you're coming back. Like, they fucking police us. Prison shit.

I went to the bathroom, but my defense was it was when you had to sign out. Remember our teachers made us do that? They were just like, you have to sign your name when you're leaving and when you're coming back. Like, they fucking police us. Prison shit.

It made sense, though, because people were pissing all over the toilet paper in the bathrooms. Um... Yo, I have thrown toilet paper soaking wet out the ceiling. We used to do that together in elementary school. That's a fun thing to do. Oh, wet paper is so sick.

It made sense, though, because people were pissing all over the toilet paper in the bathrooms. Um... Yo, I have thrown toilet paper soaking wet out the ceiling. We used to do that together in elementary school. That's a fun thing to do. Oh, wet paper is so sick.

It made sense, though, because people were pissing all over the toilet paper in the bathrooms. Um... Yo, I have thrown toilet paper soaking wet out the ceiling. We used to do that together in elementary school. That's a fun thing to do. Oh, wet paper is so sick.

When you're younger and you're walking into the boys' bathroom and you're like, yo, let's just have fun, and you crumple up a bunch of paper, you soak it, and you throw it against the ceiling. Nothing better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it just starts dripping. That's how we had fun. It was fun. In boys' bathrooms as kids. I never shit on the ground or pissed all over the soap.

When you're younger and you're walking into the boys' bathroom and you're like, yo, let's just have fun, and you crumple up a bunch of paper, you soak it, and you throw it against the ceiling. Nothing better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it just starts dripping. That's how we had fun. It was fun. In boys' bathrooms as kids. I never shit on the ground or pissed all over the soap.

When you're younger and you're walking into the boys' bathroom and you're like, yo, let's just have fun, and you crumple up a bunch of paper, you soak it, and you throw it against the ceiling. Nothing better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it just starts dripping. That's how we had fun. It was fun. In boys' bathrooms as kids. I never shit on the ground or pissed all over the soap.

Yeah, no, no, no peeing in soap. I knew people that did that. That's why I was very upset about it. I never pissed in the sink. I spit in the sink. I spit in the sink. I didn't piss in the sink. I didn't piss in the soap. You ever shit in a urinal? I've never crapped in a urinal.