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Joe Santagato

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

It's totally fine. But anyway, asking, like getting, like, hello, proposing to your wife on a plane. Well, you're not proposing to your wife. You're proposing to your girlfriend or partner. Okay. You know. Technical Frank, here he is. Technical Frank. Not just technical. Not just technical. It's a correction. Technical, Frank. One of the worst places to get engaged.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

It's totally fine. But anyway, asking, like getting, like, hello, proposing to your wife on a plane. Well, you're not proposing to your wife. You're proposing to your girlfriend or partner. Okay. You know. Technical Frank, here he is. Technical Frank. Not just technical. Not just technical. It's a correction. Technical, Frank. One of the worst places to get engaged.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'm going to get up and fucking leave. What is the worst way to propose to your girlfriend? I mean, that's pretty bad because what if the person being proposed to says, no, this pilot needs to go fly this plane? I'm creating a clip, Frank. What is the worst way to get engaged? What's the worst way to propose to your girlfriend? Ah, ooh. It's gotta be Flash Mob. That's a bad one.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'm going to get up and fucking leave. What is the worst way to propose to your girlfriend? I mean, that's pretty bad because what if the person being proposed to says, no, this pilot needs to go fly this plane? I'm creating a clip, Frank. What is the worst way to get engaged? What's the worst way to propose to your girlfriend? Ah, ooh. It's gotta be Flash Mob. That's a bad one.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'm going to get up and fucking leave. What is the worst way to propose to your girlfriend? I mean, that's pretty bad because what if the person being proposed to says, no, this pilot needs to go fly this plane? I'm creating a clip, Frank. What is the worst way to get engaged? What's the worst way to propose to your girlfriend? Ah, ooh. It's gotta be Flash Mob. That's a bad one.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

That's so bad, dude. Can we group together? I just hate collections of people dancing. I hate that too. Well, unless they're on a stage. But don't be on the floor. If you're on level ground that I am like, I can stand face to face with you and you're dancing, get the fuck out of here. Or you're on hardwood. Like, if you're like a Nick City dancer or something like that, that's fine. But like,

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

That's so bad, dude. Can we group together? I just hate collections of people dancing. I hate that too. Well, unless they're on a stage. But don't be on the floor. If you're on level ground that I am like, I can stand face to face with you and you're dancing, get the fuck out of here. Or you're on hardwood. Like, if you're like a Nick City dancer or something like that, that's fine. But like,

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

That's so bad, dude. Can we group together? I just hate collections of people dancing. I hate that too. Well, unless they're on a stage. But don't be on the floor. If you're on level ground that I am like, I can stand face to face with you and you're dancing, get the fuck out of here. Or you're on hardwood. Like, if you're like a Nick City dancer or something like that, that's fine. But like,

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Yo, you're in Grand Central Station and you're all dancing? Bro, if I walk... I got recruited to be in a flash mob once and I respectfully declined. How do you get recruited? Was it like a cult? Someone reached out to me and says, I want to do a flash mob. Do you want to be in it? We're going to make it go viral. Did it go viral? No, Joey. Absolutely.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Yo, you're in Grand Central Station and you're all dancing? Bro, if I walk... I got recruited to be in a flash mob once and I respectfully declined. How do you get recruited? Was it like a cult? Someone reached out to me and says, I want to do a flash mob. Do you want to be in it? We're going to make it go viral. Did it go viral? No, Joey. Absolutely.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Yo, you're in Grand Central Station and you're all dancing? Bro, if I walk... I got recruited to be in a flash mob once and I respectfully declined. How do you get recruited? Was it like a cult? Someone reached out to me and says, I want to do a flash mob. Do you want to be in it? We're going to make it go viral. Did it go viral? No, Joey. Absolutely.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Of course not, because that was the thing that people said just to get people excited in 2010. You know what? It was just like, we're going to make something, and it has all the key components to go viral. So would you have to show up to practice? Because I'm assuming everyone has to learn the dance. You know, I said no, so I didn't go that far.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Of course not, because that was the thing that people said just to get people excited in 2010. You know what? It was just like, we're going to make something, and it has all the key components to go viral. So would you have to show up to practice? Because I'm assuming everyone has to learn the dance. You know, I said no, so I didn't go that far.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Of course not, because that was the thing that people said just to get people excited in 2010. You know what? It was just like, we're going to make something, and it has all the key components to go viral. So would you have to show up to practice? Because I'm assuming everyone has to learn the dance. You know, I said no, so I didn't go that far.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

But I remember it was in the cafeteria, the food hall on campus. Oh my God, they wanted to do a flash mob in campus? And bro, they had a big stairwell coming down so everyone could see them. It was bad. So that everyone can clearly see the people that they don't want to have sex with. Yeah. Yes, absolutely. Flash mob is pretty bad. Can you imagine? It's like, will you marry me? Me, me, me, me.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

But I remember it was in the cafeteria, the food hall on campus. Oh my God, they wanted to do a flash mob in campus? And bro, they had a big stairwell coming down so everyone could see them. It was bad. So that everyone can clearly see the people that they don't want to have sex with. Yeah. Yes, absolutely. Flash mob is pretty bad. Can you imagine? It's like, will you marry me? Me, me, me, me.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

But I remember it was in the cafeteria, the food hall on campus. Oh my God, they wanted to do a flash mob in campus? And bro, they had a big stairwell coming down so everyone could see them. It was bad. So that everyone can clearly see the people that they don't want to have sex with. Yeah. Yes, absolutely. Flash mob is pretty bad. Can you imagine? It's like, will you marry me? Me, me, me, me.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'll tell you this. If the song Marry You by Bruno Mars is involved at all. Pretty bad. Just say no. Yeah. And if you're getting proposed to. Disney proposals are pretty bad. That would be bad. Oh, here's Mickey Mouse. Just kidding. He's got the ring. Like, what are we doing? I want you to make me the happiest boy ever. Yeah. You're just trying to show off. Anytime! Anytime I can get it in there!

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'll tell you this. If the song Marry You by Bruno Mars is involved at all. Pretty bad. Just say no. Yeah. And if you're getting proposed to. Disney proposals are pretty bad. That would be bad. Oh, here's Mickey Mouse. Just kidding. He's got the ring. Like, what are we doing? I want you to make me the happiest boy ever. Yeah. You're just trying to show off. Anytime! Anytime I can get it in there!

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'll tell you this. If the song Marry You by Bruno Mars is involved at all. Pretty bad. Just say no. Yeah. And if you're getting proposed to. Disney proposals are pretty bad. That would be bad. Oh, here's Mickey Mouse. Just kidding. He's got the ring. Like, what are we doing? I want you to make me the happiest boy ever. Yeah. You're just trying to show off. Anytime! Anytime I can get it in there!