Joe Santagato

I'm not running the risk of someone eating it accidentally. Like, oh, it's in your steak. How funny would that be? If they ate it, I'm sure that's happened. I mean, of course, I'm sure it's happened. Bro, the person's like a dog. You have to put the pill in the steak and then give it to their dog. Or you put it in the champagne. It's like, now I have to fish this out. Of crap. Oh, of champagne.

I thought you meant like if they swallow it. No. Bro, could you imagine you buy an engagement ring? Also, what is the amount you should spend on an engagement ring? Is it still three months salary? Or three months pay? I don't know. Just get a lab, bro. Alright, you're obviously doing well for yourself, Mr. Durst. Roland just came out, you know?

I thought you meant like if they swallow it. No. Bro, could you imagine you buy an engagement ring? Also, what is the amount you should spend on an engagement ring? Is it still three months salary? Or three months pay? I don't know. Just get a lab, bro. Alright, you're obviously doing well for yourself, Mr. Durst. Roland just came out, you know?

I thought you meant like if they swallow it. No. Bro, could you imagine you buy an engagement ring? Also, what is the amount you should spend on an engagement ring? Is it still three months salary? Or three months pay? I don't know. Just get a lab, bro. Alright, you're obviously doing well for yourself, Mr. Durst. Roland just came out, you know?

You just released your new album, Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. Right. Things are going well for you. Okay. What if in three months you make $100,000? No, I'm not. If I'm spending $100,000 on a ring, it's not going near anyone's mouth. Right. But I also like, I mean, I think you have to weigh the options.

You just released your new album, Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. Right. Things are going well for you. Okay. What if in three months you make $100,000? No, I'm not. If I'm spending $100,000 on a ring, it's not going near anyone's mouth. Right. But I also like, I mean, I think you have to weigh the options.

You just released your new album, Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water. Right. Things are going well for you. Okay. What if in three months you make $100,000? No, I'm not. If I'm spending $100,000 on a ring, it's not going near anyone's mouth. Right. But I also like, I mean, I think you have to weigh the options.

Like if you're going to get like an egregious ring, you're making your wife a target. Oh, okay. We were talking about eating cupcakes. This one says, my best friend swears he proposed by pretending to find a ring while eating out his girlfriend and asking her whose ring it was. He has never wavered from this story.

Like if you're going to get like an egregious ring, you're making your wife a target. Oh, okay. We were talking about eating cupcakes. This one says, my best friend swears he proposed by pretending to find a ring while eating out his girlfriend and asking her whose ring it was. He has never wavered from this story.

Like if you're going to get like an egregious ring, you're making your wife a target. Oh, okay. We were talking about eating cupcakes. This one says, my best friend swears he proposed by pretending to find a ring while eating out his girlfriend and asking her whose ring it was. He has never wavered from this story.

If, first of all, you can ask the person that he allegedly did this to, did this actually happen? That's so fire because for him to just be like, oh. What the hell is this? What is that? How do you... It's like, look behind your ear. And also, ripping you out of the moment. The magic is gone.

If, first of all, you can ask the person that he allegedly did this to, did this actually happen? That's so fire because for him to just be like, oh. What the hell is this? What is that? How do you... It's like, look behind your ear. And also, ripping you out of the moment. The magic is gone.

If, first of all, you can ask the person that he allegedly did this to, did this actually happen? That's so fire because for him to just be like, oh. What the hell is this? What is that? How do you... It's like, look behind your ear. And also, ripping you out of the moment. The magic is gone.

Not only that, but I'm such a hypochondriac that I could be convinced that something came out of me, and then I'd be like, I'm going to the doctor. A fucking ring was in me. If someone ate you out and they found a ring, right? Yeah, if someone was eating my butt and was like... I would think that someone put a ring in my food, and I ate it. And you shit it out? Yeah. In their face? Yeah. Yeah.

Not only that, but I'm such a hypochondriac that I could be convinced that something came out of me, and then I'd be like, I'm going to the doctor. A fucking ring was in me. If someone ate you out and they found a ring, right? Yeah, if someone was eating my butt and was like... I would think that someone put a ring in my food, and I ate it. And you shit it out? Yeah. In their face? Yeah. Yeah.

Not only that, but I'm such a hypochondriac that I could be convinced that something came out of me, and then I'd be like, I'm going to the doctor. A fucking ring was in me. If someone ate you out and they found a ring, right? Yeah, if someone was eating my butt and was like... I would think that someone put a ring in my food, and I ate it. And you shit it out? Yeah. In their face? Yeah. Yeah.

I'd be scared, dude. At the wedding you threw them? At the surprise wedding. Oh, that's another one. When people propose at someone else's wedding. That is so insane. Yeah, I would be a little... I'd be... I mean, listen. If someone came to me and said, like, I'm thinking about doing this, and I thought on it, I was like, all right, go for it, that's different.

I'd be scared, dude. At the wedding you threw them? At the surprise wedding. Oh, that's another one. When people propose at someone else's wedding. That is so insane. Yeah, I would be a little... I'd be... I mean, listen. If someone came to me and said, like, I'm thinking about doing this, and I thought on it, I was like, all right, go for it, that's different.

I'd be scared, dude. At the wedding you threw them? At the surprise wedding. Oh, that's another one. When people propose at someone else's wedding. That is so insane. Yeah, I would be a little... I'd be... I mean, listen. If someone came to me and said, like, I'm thinking about doing this, and I thought on it, I was like, all right, go for it, that's different.

But if they didn't tell anyone and they just did it? First of all, I'd be like, I'm going to hit you. Don't get engaged at my wedding. I know. I would say no, but like... Maybe it's like a real thoughtful moment where, you know. I mean, wait 24 hours, do it at the brunch. How about that? I'm just saying, some people do allow it to happen. I know.