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Joe Santagato

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'm saying more either you're purposefully being oblivious or you're purposefully ignoring signs. Well, that is what a lot of people, like, a lot of people find it easier to just live in the delusion and world of the relationship in their own head than the reality of what it is. That's what you do, but not with your relationship, but with everything else, probably. What the fuck is that?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'm saying more either you're purposefully being oblivious or you're purposefully ignoring signs. Well, that is what a lot of people, like, a lot of people find it easier to just live in the delusion and world of the relationship in their own head than the reality of what it is. That's what you do, but not with your relationship, but with everything else, probably. What the fuck is that?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'm saying more either you're purposefully being oblivious or you're purposefully ignoring signs. Well, that is what a lot of people, like, a lot of people find it easier to just live in the delusion and world of the relationship in their own head than the reality of what it is. That's what you do, but not with your relationship, but with everything else, probably. What the fuck is that?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

What does that mean? Do you remember when we had that conversation where you're like, if I'm driving and my engine's making a lot of noise, but no light turns on, I'm just kidding. That's right. That's right, because it's a car. That's kind of the same thing. It is. There's no issue until you find out there's an issue. Hey, man. That's what I'm saying.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

What does that mean? Do you remember when we had that conversation where you're like, if I'm driving and my engine's making a lot of noise, but no light turns on, I'm just kidding. That's right. That's right, because it's a car. That's kind of the same thing. It is. There's no issue until you find out there's an issue. Hey, man. That's what I'm saying.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

What does that mean? Do you remember when we had that conversation where you're like, if I'm driving and my engine's making a lot of noise, but no light turns on, I'm just kidding. That's right. That's right, because it's a car. That's kind of the same thing. It is. There's no issue until you find out there's an issue. Hey, man. That's what I'm saying.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Dancing through life, skimming the surface, gliding where turf is smooth. Life's more painless for the brainless. You know what I'm saying? Why think too hard when it's so soothing? Dancing through life, no need to tough it. When you can slough it off, I do. Nothing matters and knowing nothing matters. It's just life. So keep dancing through. I'm going to have to hold up a Shazam.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Dancing through life, skimming the surface, gliding where turf is smooth. Life's more painless for the brainless. You know what I'm saying? Why think too hard when it's so soothing? Dancing through life, no need to tough it. When you can slough it off, I do. Nothing matters and knowing nothing matters. It's just life. So keep dancing through. I'm going to have to hold up a Shazam.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Dancing through life, skimming the surface, gliding where turf is smooth. Life's more painless for the brainless. You know what I'm saying? Why think too hard when it's so soothing? Dancing through life, no need to tough it. When you can slough it off, I do. Nothing matters and knowing nothing matters. It's just life. So keep dancing through. I'm going to have to hold up a Shazam.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

What's that from? High School Musical or some shit? That's from Wicked, bitch. Got it. That's not good. People are not going to like that. I didn't know that. We've looked up the worst ways to get engaged. Can you zoom in on this a little bit? Because I can't see. Are these other ones?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

What's that from? High School Musical or some shit? That's from Wicked, bitch. Got it. That's not good. People are not going to like that. I didn't know that. We've looked up the worst ways to get engaged. Can you zoom in on this a little bit? Because I can't see. Are these other ones?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

What's that from? High School Musical or some shit? That's from Wicked, bitch. Got it. That's not good. People are not going to like that. I didn't know that. We've looked up the worst ways to get engaged. Can you zoom in on this a little bit? Because I can't see. Are these other ones?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Can you zoom in a little bit?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Can you zoom in a little bit?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Can you zoom in a little bit?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Oh, what about getting fired for the second time in one episode? How about that? Zoom in. What about people that do the proposal in the champagne glass or in a cupcake or a cookie or something like that? If I have to dig. First of all, if I'm buying a ring for thousands of dollars, I'm not putting it in champagne. It's not going in someone's mouth.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Oh, what about getting fired for the second time in one episode? How about that? Zoom in. What about people that do the proposal in the champagne glass or in a cupcake or a cookie or something like that? If I have to dig. First of all, if I'm buying a ring for thousands of dollars, I'm not putting it in champagne. It's not going in someone's mouth.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Oh, what about getting fired for the second time in one episode? How about that? Zoom in. What about people that do the proposal in the champagne glass or in a cupcake or a cookie or something like that? If I have to dig. First of all, if I'm buying a ring for thousands of dollars, I'm not putting it in champagne. It's not going in someone's mouth.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'm not running the risk of someone eating it accidentally. Like, oh, it's in your steak. How funny would that be? If they ate it, I'm sure that's happened. I mean, of course, I'm sure it's happened. Bro, the person's like a dog. You have to put the pill in the steak and then give it to their dog. Or you put it in the champagne. It's like, now I have to fish this out. Of crap. Oh, of champagne.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'm not running the risk of someone eating it accidentally. Like, oh, it's in your steak. How funny would that be? If they ate it, I'm sure that's happened. I mean, of course, I'm sure it's happened. Bro, the person's like a dog. You have to put the pill in the steak and then give it to their dog. Or you put it in the champagne. It's like, now I have to fish this out. Of crap. Oh, of champagne.