Joe Santagato

Oh, you do that to your children, don't you? I do. I do this to Miles all the time.

Oh, you do that to your children, don't you? I do. I do this to Miles all the time.

Voldemort's back! Yo, did you ever hear Ariana Grande's impression of fucking Emma... Watson. Watson. Where she's like, Ron's been splinched!

Voldemort's back! Yo, did you ever hear Ariana Grande's impression of fucking Emma... Watson. Watson. Where she's like, Ron's been splinched!

Voldemort's back! Yo, did you ever hear Ariana Grande's impression of fucking Emma... Watson. Watson. Where she's like, Ron's been splinched!

You know, she does a really good impression. I feel like we're going a little crazy. Okay. I think I'm more of, like, a... Like, it's an impression.

You know, she does a really good impression. I feel like we're going a little crazy. Okay. I think I'm more of, like, a... Like, it's an impression.

You know, she does a really good impression. I feel like we're going a little crazy. Okay. I think I'm more of, like, a... Like, it's an impression.

I wasn't like, oh, my God, that sounds like Emma. Like, you know? I thought it was pretty good. Yeah, good for her. But, yeah, proposing at theme parks, flash mobs, bad sports. Very bad. Any, like, choreographed dance... That's just bad. I don't like that at all. Because then how do you dance your way out of a no? You know?

I wasn't like, oh, my God, that sounds like Emma. Like, you know? I thought it was pretty good. Yeah, good for her. But, yeah, proposing at theme parks, flash mobs, bad sports. Very bad. Any, like, choreographed dance... That's just bad. I don't like that at all. Because then how do you dance your way out of a no? You know?

I wasn't like, oh, my God, that sounds like Emma. Like, you know? I thought it was pretty good. Yeah, good for her. But, yeah, proposing at theme parks, flash mobs, bad sports. Very bad. Any, like, choreographed dance... That's just bad. I don't like that at all. Because then how do you dance your way out of a no? You know?

You must know by the look in your girlfriend's eyes as you're dancing and being like, oh, fuck. She's not into that. I've made a grave mistake. You know? Like, you're, like, dancing, and she's just, like, horrified, and you're like... What do you mean we're not ready? She's like, I feel like she's not into this the way that I thought she was going to be.

You must know by the look in your girlfriend's eyes as you're dancing and being like, oh, fuck. She's not into that. I've made a grave mistake. You know? Like, you're, like, dancing, and she's just, like, horrified, and you're like... What do you mean we're not ready? She's like, I feel like she's not into this the way that I thought she was going to be.

You must know by the look in your girlfriend's eyes as you're dancing and being like, oh, fuck. She's not into that. I've made a grave mistake. You know? Like, you're, like, dancing, and she's just, like, horrified, and you're like... What do you mean we're not ready? She's like, I feel like she's not into this the way that I thought she was going to be.

I think we could work on it if that's something you want to do. If you're not ready, say that. But it feels like a hard no. Are you... Is this the end of us? Yeah. You would have to know. I've seen in movies people just being like proposing and they're like, what? Why? When? We should have talked about this. Bro, that's crazy. I think that if you propose and you get a no, you're an idiot.

I think we could work on it if that's something you want to do. If you're not ready, say that. But it feels like a hard no. Are you... Is this the end of us? Yeah. You would have to know. I've seen in movies people just being like proposing and they're like, what? Why? When? We should have talked about this. Bro, that's crazy. I think that if you propose and you get a no, you're an idiot.

I think we could work on it if that's something you want to do. If you're not ready, say that. But it feels like a hard no. Are you... Is this the end of us? Yeah. You would have to know. I've seen in movies people just being like proposing and they're like, what? Why? When? We should have talked about this. Bro, that's crazy. I think that if you propose and you get a no, you're an idiot.

You have to know that. I mean, no, there are people that are so stupid that they just don't get it. You know? I just feel like you have to have some sort of inkling, like, this isn't the time. If you have proposed to someone and they said, no, I'm not calling you stupid, but there are people that are stupid. I am not saying stupid.

You have to know that. I mean, no, there are people that are so stupid that they just don't get it. You know? I just feel like you have to have some sort of inkling, like, this isn't the time. If you have proposed to someone and they said, no, I'm not calling you stupid, but there are people that are stupid. I am not saying stupid.

You have to know that. I mean, no, there are people that are so stupid that they just don't get it. You know? I just feel like you have to have some sort of inkling, like, this isn't the time. If you have proposed to someone and they said, no, I'm not calling you stupid, but there are people that are stupid. I am not saying stupid.