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Joe Santagato

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Well, any proposal, you imagine there's been, I shouldn't say any, the ones that are going to probably say yes, there's been conversation about like, what kind of ring do you want? What kind of, do you want a ring? What do you think about this? Like, bro, the people that just like say like, you know what? I'm just going to propose. Yeah. With no conversation. One, good on you. Two, you're an idiot.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Dude, people who get a no- I would literally, if I'm on a knee and the woman that I'm asking to marry me says no, I'm just going to stay there until I win her over. Is the relationship over? The relationship is definitely over. One. Two, I may not get up. I'm just probably going to sit. Just going to lie down right there?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Dude, people who get a no- I would literally, if I'm on a knee and the woman that I'm asking to marry me says no, I'm just going to stay there until I win her over. Is the relationship over? The relationship is definitely over. One. Two, I may not get up. I'm just probably going to sit. Just going to lie down right there?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Dude, people who get a no- I would literally, if I'm on a knee and the woman that I'm asking to marry me says no, I'm just going to stay there until I win her over. Is the relationship over? The relationship is definitely over. One. Two, I may not get up. I'm just probably going to sit. Just going to lie down right there?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'm just going to sit, crisscross applesauce, and just wait for the wind to take me. Smart, honestly. Clean that up.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'm just going to sit, crisscross applesauce, and just wait for the wind to take me. Smart, honestly. Clean that up.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

I'm just going to sit, crisscross applesauce, and just wait for the wind to take me. Smart, honestly. Clean that up.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Don't worry. I'm on top of it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not getting up. I'm just going to be like, okay, I'm going to stay down here. You can go. You're free to go. Would you even ask why? Like, would you want, you wouldn't want any, because honestly, if I had proposed to Becca and she said no, I'd be like, why? That would be the first thing out of my mouth. Like, huh? I would honestly.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Don't worry. I'm on top of it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not getting up. I'm just going to be like, okay, I'm going to stay down here. You can go. You're free to go. Would you even ask why? Like, would you want, you wouldn't want any, because honestly, if I had proposed to Becca and she said no, I'd be like, why? That would be the first thing out of my mouth. Like, huh? I would honestly.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Don't worry. I'm on top of it. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not getting up. I'm just going to be like, okay, I'm going to stay down here. You can go. You're free to go. Would you even ask why? Like, would you want, you wouldn't want any, because honestly, if I had proposed to Becca and she said no, I'd be like, why? That would be the first thing out of my mouth. Like, huh? I would honestly.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Or, yeah, definitely maybe a, what? You just did the most, like, anime, like, huh? Huh? Like, excuse? I would immediately think that I'm an idiot. Because I'd be like, I should have known this. You'd go into, like, full Dobby mode, like, Dobby's a bad elf! And, like, hit your head on the fucking floor. No! You know what I've been doing recently from Harry Potter? Just in my apartment.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Or, yeah, definitely maybe a, what? You just did the most, like, anime, like, huh? Huh? Like, excuse? I would immediately think that I'm an idiot. Because I'd be like, I should have known this. You'd go into, like, full Dobby mode, like, Dobby's a bad elf! And, like, hit your head on the fucking floor. No! You know what I've been doing recently from Harry Potter? Just in my apartment.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Or, yeah, definitely maybe a, what? You just did the most, like, anime, like, huh? Huh? Like, excuse? I would immediately think that I'm an idiot. Because I'd be like, I should have known this. You'd go into, like, full Dobby mode, like, Dobby's a bad elf! And, like, hit your head on the fucking floor. No! You know what I've been doing recently from Harry Potter? Just in my apartment.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Just going, he's back! Voldemort's back!

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Just going, he's back! Voldemort's back!

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Just going, he's back! Voldemort's back!

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

It's been real fun in your apartment lately, huh? It has, dude. I have a lot of fun. First of all, don't talk to me. The person who talks to himself more than anyone I've ever met. First of all, yes. Second of all, you know what I've been doing? You just make noise. You know what I've been doing? You know what I've been doing? Tell me. I love these. Yeah, this is a good one.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

It's been real fun in your apartment lately, huh? It has, dude. I have a lot of fun. First of all, don't talk to me. The person who talks to himself more than anyone I've ever met. First of all, yes. Second of all, you know what I've been doing? You just make noise. You know what I've been doing? You know what I've been doing? Tell me. I love these. Yeah, this is a good one.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

It's been real fun in your apartment lately, huh? It has, dude. I have a lot of fun. First of all, don't talk to me. The person who talks to himself more than anyone I've ever met. First of all, yes. Second of all, you know what I've been doing? You just make noise. You know what I've been doing? You know what I've been doing? Tell me. I love these. Yeah, this is a good one.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Oh, you do that to your children, don't you? I do. I do this to Miles all the time.