Joe Santagato

Dude, this thing looks like an alien. Look up tortoise cock.

Dude, this thing looks like an alien. Look up tortoise cock.

Dude, this thing looks like an alien. Look up tortoise cock.

Yeah. And search for videos. Don't search for videos. Yeah, no, no, no. That's where I saw it, and it was crazy. What website were you on? I don't remember where it was, but I saw it. Tortoise. He's typing in... Well, here's the thing. First of all... We just found out that ant can't spell. And you guys went to the same high school.

Yeah. And search for videos. Don't search for videos. Yeah, no, no, no. That's where I saw it, and it was crazy. What website were you on? I don't remember where it was, but I saw it. Tortoise. He's typing in... Well, here's the thing. First of all... We just found out that ant can't spell. And you guys went to the same high school.

Yeah. And search for videos. Don't search for videos. Yeah, no, no, no. That's where I saw it, and it was crazy. What website were you on? I don't remember where it was, but I saw it. Tortoise. He's typing in... Well, here's the thing. First of all... We just found out that ant can't spell. And you guys went to the same high school.

Well, this is not going to be able to be shown if we're going to put... Yeah, no, no, no. This is just for us. This is... Look at videos? Is that what you want? Is that his leg? No, well... Oh, my God. Is that his... That looks like a hoof. Dude, look up the video, dude. You really? Okay. Look up the video. What's happening in the video? It's just, it's doing its dong. What does that mean?

Well, this is not going to be able to be shown if we're going to put... Yeah, no, no, no. This is just for us. This is... Look at videos? Is that what you want? Is that his leg? No, well... Oh, my God. Is that his... That looks like a hoof. Dude, look up the video, dude. You really? Okay. Look up the video. What's happening in the video? It's just, it's doing its dong. What does that mean?

Well, this is not going to be able to be shown if we're going to put... Yeah, no, no, no. This is just for us. This is... Look at videos? Is that what you want? Is that his leg? No, well... Oh, my God. Is that his... That looks like a hoof. Dude, look up the video, dude. You really? Okay. Look up the video. What's happening in the video? It's just, it's doing its dong. What does that mean?

It's being a dong, dude. It's scary. Don't, I don't want to watch it. Oh! Get that off the screen. That's gross. Josh, don't put this in. Don't put this in. First of all, that title said WTF exclamation point wanking tortoise. What are you looking at? See that video. Just to make it very clear, that's not the video that I saw. Oh, you saw a different one of a tortoise's wiener. Different, yeah.

It's being a dong, dude. It's scary. Don't, I don't want to watch it. Oh! Get that off the screen. That's gross. Josh, don't put this in. Don't put this in. First of all, that title said WTF exclamation point wanking tortoise. What are you looking at? See that video. Just to make it very clear, that's not the video that I saw. Oh, you saw a different one of a tortoise's wiener. Different, yeah.

It's being a dong, dude. It's scary. Don't, I don't want to watch it. Oh! Get that off the screen. That's gross. Josh, don't put this in. Don't put this in. First of all, that title said WTF exclamation point wanking tortoise. What are you looking at? See that video. Just to make it very clear, that's not the video that I saw. Oh, you saw a different one of a tortoise's wiener. Different, yeah.

That is way bigger than I thought it was going to be, by the way. Yeah, yeah. But... What other ways are bad to propose? Disney is bad because you're both wearing Disney ears and they're trying to do it with the fucking castle in the background. Yeah. And listen, if you've gotten proposed in any of these ways and it's special to you, that's on you. We're just speaking for everyone else. Yeah.

That is way bigger than I thought it was going to be, by the way. Yeah, yeah. But... What other ways are bad to propose? Disney is bad because you're both wearing Disney ears and they're trying to do it with the fucking castle in the background. Yeah. And listen, if you've gotten proposed in any of these ways and it's special to you, that's on you. We're just speaking for everyone else. Yeah.

That is way bigger than I thought it was going to be, by the way. Yeah, yeah. But... What other ways are bad to propose? Disney is bad because you're both wearing Disney ears and they're trying to do it with the fucking castle in the background. Yeah. And listen, if you've gotten proposed in any of these ways and it's special to you, that's on you. We're just speaking for everyone else. Yeah.

I'm happy for you, but I... But I hate you. I would say no to you is what I mean. So that... You ever see the video? I mean, this is very, like, progressive, I guess. But they were in Disney, and it was a... I... Don't, don't. Just say it. A person. Two people. Yeah. Uh... You know, but they were proposing to each other. Good for them. I was like, what are the chances of that happening?

I'm happy for you, but I... But I hate you. I would say no to you is what I mean. So that... You ever see the video? I mean, this is very, like, progressive, I guess. But they were in Disney, and it was a... I... Don't, don't. Just say it. A person. Two people. Yeah. Uh... You know, but they were proposing to each other. Good for them. I was like, what are the chances of that happening?

I'm happy for you, but I... But I hate you. I would say no to you is what I mean. So that... You ever see the video? I mean, this is very, like, progressive, I guess. But they were in Disney, and it was a... I... Don't, don't. Just say it. A person. Two people. Yeah. Uh... You know, but they were proposing to each other. Good for them. I was like, what are the chances of that happening?

Well, any proposal, you imagine there's been, I shouldn't say any, the ones that are going to probably say yes, there's been conversation about like, what kind of ring do you want? What kind of, do you want a ring? What do you think about this? Like, bro, the people that just like say like, you know what? I'm just going to propose. Yeah. With no conversation. One, good on you. Two, you're an idiot.

Well, any proposal, you imagine there's been, I shouldn't say any, the ones that are going to probably say yes, there's been conversation about like, what kind of ring do you want? What kind of, do you want a ring? What do you think about this? Like, bro, the people that just like say like, you know what? I'm just going to propose. Yeah. With no conversation. One, good on you. Two, you're an idiot.