Joe Santagato
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Yeah. Oh, no. Just say no before he starts. You know why? I think, like, the current internet age has, like, ruined choreography for me. Oh, like TikTok? TikToks. Even that kind of came and went, though. I think people are over the choreographed dance on TikTok. I think maybe it's just our algorithm. I have a feeling it's probably still very popular amongst a certain age range of people.
Yeah. Oh, no. Just say no before he starts. You know why? I think, like, the current internet age has, like, ruined choreography for me. Oh, like TikTok? TikToks. Even that kind of came and went, though. I think people are over the choreographed dance on TikTok. I think maybe it's just our algorithm. I have a feeling it's probably still very popular amongst a certain age range of people.
It could be. Bro, people got famous off of that. What's the girl that had the McDonald's? Not the McDonald's. Oh, Charli D'Amelio. Yes, the Dunkin' Donuts drink. She's the most followed person on the app, I think. There you go. She got famous doing those dances, right? Well, yeah. She's on Broadway, I think.
It could be. Bro, people got famous off of that. What's the girl that had the McDonald's? Not the McDonald's. Oh, Charli D'Amelio. Yes, the Dunkin' Donuts drink. She's the most followed person on the app, I think. There you go. She got famous doing those dances, right? Well, yeah. She's on Broadway, I think.
It could be. Bro, people got famous off of that. What's the girl that had the McDonald's? Not the McDonald's. Oh, Charli D'Amelio. Yes, the Dunkin' Donuts drink. She's the most followed person on the app, I think. There you go. She got famous doing those dances, right? Well, yeah. She's on Broadway, I think.
Yeah, I saw her at the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Not at there. I wasn't there. I saw it on TV. But, like... Yo, what a psychotic thing to go to. A Thanksgiving Day Parade? If you propose to someone at a parade... Oh, my God. Like, if there's a parade float... If there's a big inflatable Elmo making its way down and you're like, quick, I need to ask for your hand in marriage, you fucked up.
Yeah, I saw her at the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Not at there. I wasn't there. I saw it on TV. But, like... Yo, what a psychotic thing to go to. A Thanksgiving Day Parade? If you propose to someone at a parade... Oh, my God. Like, if there's a parade float... If there's a big inflatable Elmo making its way down and you're like, quick, I need to ask for your hand in marriage, you fucked up.
Yeah, I saw her at the Thanksgiving Day Parade. Not at there. I wasn't there. I saw it on TV. But, like... Yo, what a psychotic thing to go to. A Thanksgiving Day Parade? If you propose to someone at a parade... Oh, my God. Like, if there's a parade float... If there's a big inflatable Elmo making its way down and you're like, quick, I need to ask for your hand in marriage, you fucked up.
I do wish that I lived in Manhattan on the path so that I could just see a giant... If you lived in Manhattan on that path, it goes a very specific route. It's very expensive to live there, no? I thought it was just... I don't know where it goes, to be honest with you.
I do wish that I lived in Manhattan on the path so that I could just see a giant... If you lived in Manhattan on that path, it goes a very specific route. It's very expensive to live there, no? I thought it was just... I don't know where it goes, to be honest with you.
I do wish that I lived in Manhattan on the path so that I could just see a giant... If you lived in Manhattan on that path, it goes a very specific route. It's very expensive to live there, no? I thought it was just... I don't know where it goes, to be honest with you.
Fuck knows. But, like, I mean, I don't know. People live there. I mean, that's crazy. If I, bro, if I... Imagine a big balloon past your window. That's awesome. That'd be scary. It would be like Godzilla. And is that not scary? Let me answer for you. It is scary. You know how some people have a fear of gigantic things? I feel like I have the opposite. You have a fear of little babies? No, no, no.
Fuck knows. But, like, I mean, I don't know. People live there. I mean, that's crazy. If I, bro, if I... Imagine a big balloon past your window. That's awesome. That'd be scary. It would be like Godzilla. And is that not scary? Let me answer for you. It is scary. You know how some people have a fear of gigantic things? I feel like I have the opposite. You have a fear of little babies? No, no, no.
Fuck knows. But, like, I mean, I don't know. People live there. I mean, that's crazy. If I, bro, if I... Imagine a big balloon past your window. That's awesome. That'd be scary. It would be like Godzilla. And is that not scary? Let me answer for you. It is scary. You know how some people have a fear of gigantic things? I feel like I have the opposite. You have a fear of little babies? No, no, no.
I mean, I like a giant thing, but I'm not... I don't mean like... Because there's some people that are like, oh, I want a big, giant woman to step on my head. That's not what I mean. I wasn't even going that route. I was going with big, giant dongs. Oh, no. That's not what I mean either. I don't like big, giant dongs. So you like little dongs? I don't like any dongs, dude.
I mean, I like a giant thing, but I'm not... I don't mean like... Because there's some people that are like, oh, I want a big, giant woman to step on my head. That's not what I mean. I wasn't even going that route. I was going with big, giant dongs. Oh, no. That's not what I mean either. I don't like big, giant dongs. So you like little dongs? I don't like any dongs, dude.
I mean, I like a giant thing, but I'm not... I don't mean like... Because there's some people that are like, oh, I want a big, giant woman to step on my head. That's not what I mean. I wasn't even going that route. I was going with big, giant dongs. Oh, no. That's not what I mean either. I don't like big, giant dongs. So you like little dongs? I don't like any dongs, dude.
I like my own dong, and that's where I draw the line at dong. The only dong you've ever liked. Yeah. No other dongs in the world that you're just like, this isn't the worst dong. Ding dong ditch, I like that. That is. Yo, I saw a tortoise dong recently. Have you seen this thing? A tortoise's penis? Yes, dude. They're like 800 years old.
I like my own dong, and that's where I draw the line at dong. The only dong you've ever liked. Yeah. No other dongs in the world that you're just like, this isn't the worst dong. Ding dong ditch, I like that. That is. Yo, I saw a tortoise dong recently. Have you seen this thing? A tortoise's penis? Yes, dude. They're like 800 years old.
I like my own dong, and that's where I draw the line at dong. The only dong you've ever liked. Yeah. No other dongs in the world that you're just like, this isn't the worst dong. Ding dong ditch, I like that. That is. Yo, I saw a tortoise dong recently. Have you seen this thing? A tortoise's penis? Yes, dude. They're like 800 years old.