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Joe Santagato

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
6225 total appearances

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The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

It doesn't age. It will be sitting over there. I'd be like, I got fired nine times this month. I would never be able to... I've been at our friend's grandparents who I've never met wakes, and I've been crying. Yeah, I get choked up. Choked up is a better... I'm not sobbing, but I'm definitely like... I have to breathe more.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

It doesn't age. It will be sitting over there. I'd be like, I got fired nine times this month. I would never be able to... I've been at our friend's grandparents who I've never met wakes, and I've been crying. Yeah, I get choked up. Choked up is a better... I'm not sobbing, but I'm definitely like... I have to breathe more.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Fighting a cry in your face... You fight your face when you don't want to cry. There's a weird part of me that likes the back of the throat cries coming. I do that when I can feel it. It's back there. I also like collecting tears in my eyes so that when I blink, it just goes. Oh, you like to engineer your cries. Only when I'm watching movies. Oh, just like let it go, let it go, let it go, bang.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Fighting a cry in your face... You fight your face when you don't want to cry. There's a weird part of me that likes the back of the throat cries coming. I do that when I can feel it. It's back there. I also like collecting tears in my eyes so that when I blink, it just goes. Oh, you like to engineer your cries. Only when I'm watching movies. Oh, just like let it go, let it go, let it go, bang.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Fighting a cry in your face... You fight your face when you don't want to cry. There's a weird part of me that likes the back of the throat cries coming. I do that when I can feel it. It's back there. I also like collecting tears in my eyes so that when I blink, it just goes. Oh, you like to engineer your cries. Only when I'm watching movies. Oh, just like let it go, let it go, let it go, bang.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

And then like at the right time. Yeah, like I'll stop myself from blanking because I know if I blank, it'll probably get like a tear, but like a whack tear. Like I'm trying to get a big fuck. Listen, I love crying. I'm more afraid of being accused of crying when I'm not because it's like, no, this doesn't deserve a cry right now.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

And then like at the right time. Yeah, like I'll stop myself from blanking because I know if I blank, it'll probably get like a tear, but like a whack tear. Like I'm trying to get a big fuck. Listen, I love crying. I'm more afraid of being accused of crying when I'm not because it's like, no, this doesn't deserve a cry right now.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

And then like at the right time. Yeah, like I'll stop myself from blanking because I know if I blank, it'll probably get like a tear, but like a whack tear. Like I'm trying to get a big fuck. Listen, I love crying. I'm more afraid of being accused of crying when I'm not because it's like, no, this doesn't deserve a cry right now.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Like we were watching something, Beck and I were recently watching something and like I like wiped my eye because I was tired and yawning. And it wasn't a cry tear. You think I'm not a... I'm very comfortable to say if it was a cry tear. Clearly not. You just said you hate when people say, I'm not crying. This doesn't deserve a cry. Well, yeah. When it's not a cry, I'll say it's not a cry.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Like we were watching something, Beck and I were recently watching something and like I like wiped my eye because I was tired and yawning. And it wasn't a cry tear. You think I'm not a... I'm very comfortable to say if it was a cry tear. Clearly not. You just said you hate when people say, I'm not crying. This doesn't deserve a cry. Well, yeah. When it's not a cry, I'll say it's not a cry.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Like we were watching something, Beck and I were recently watching something and like I like wiped my eye because I was tired and yawning. And it wasn't a cry tear. You think I'm not a... I'm very comfortable to say if it was a cry tear. Clearly not. You just said you hate when people say, I'm not crying. This doesn't deserve a cry. Well, yeah. When it's not a cry, I'll say it's not a cry.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Why does that offend you so much? Toxic masculinity. No, that's not... Bitch, my masculinity is so sweet and supple. It's not toxic at all. Drink it and it'll be good for you. Ew.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Why does that offend you so much? Toxic masculinity. No, that's not... Bitch, my masculinity is so sweet and supple. It's not toxic at all. Drink it and it'll be good for you. Ew.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Why does that offend you so much? Toxic masculinity. No, that's not... Bitch, my masculinity is so sweet and supple. It's not toxic at all. Drink it and it'll be good for you. Ew.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Yeah, that was kind of disgusting. It just sounds like sweat. I haven't cried in a while.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Yeah, that was kind of disgusting. It just sounds like sweat. I haven't cried in a while.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Yeah, that was kind of disgusting. It just sounds like sweat. I haven't cried in a while.

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Trees? Tires. Tires? Like toxic masculinity? I didn't say toxic. Oh. Masculinity. What does it taste like? Wood? I would say, yeah, it tastes like the way that wood chips smell. Like sawdust?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Trees? Tires. Tires? Like toxic masculinity? I didn't say toxic. Oh. Masculinity. What does it taste like? Wood? I would say, yeah, it tastes like the way that wood chips smell. Like sawdust?

The Basement Yard
#490 - The Worst Ways To Propose

Trees? Tires. Tires? Like toxic masculinity? I didn't say toxic. Oh. Masculinity. What does it taste like? Wood? I would say, yeah, it tastes like the way that wood chips smell. Like sawdust?