Joe Santagato

Do not look that up. Please look that up. But I don't know that you can eat wood. I think you could take a little, like a spoonful of sawdust and be okay. Probably could, but it would be very dusty. It would be like doing the cinnamon challenge, but with wood. I mean... And also, I don't want to shit wood. Why not? What if it's really good for you? Eating wood? Yeah, what if it's really good?

Do not look that up. Please look that up. But I don't know that you can eat wood. I think you could take a little, like a spoonful of sawdust and be okay. Probably could, but it would be very dusty. It would be like doing the cinnamon challenge, but with wood. I mean... And also, I don't want to shit wood. Why not? What if it's really good for you? Eating wood? Yeah, what if it's really good?

Do not look that up. Please look that up. But I don't know that you can eat wood. I think you could take a little, like a spoonful of sawdust and be okay. Probably could, but it would be very dusty. It would be like doing the cinnamon challenge, but with wood. I mean... And also, I don't want to shit wood. Why not? What if it's really good for you? Eating wood? Yeah, what if it's really good?

There's no question it's not. Why not? Because we've run tests. We're humans. Are you sure? I'm positive that... Tell me about those tests, then. Frank, you don't think I've read all the clinical trials of eating wood? I do not think you have read all the clinical trials about eating wood. Yeah, I don't think there's any, but... I mean, honestly, just look up can you eat wood.

There's no question it's not. Why not? Because we've run tests. We're humans. Are you sure? I'm positive that... Tell me about those tests, then. Frank, you don't think I've read all the clinical trials of eating wood? I do not think you have read all the clinical trials about eating wood. Yeah, I don't think there's any, but... I mean, honestly, just look up can you eat wood.

There's no question it's not. Why not? Because we've run tests. We're humans. Are you sure? I'm positive that... Tell me about those tests, then. Frank, you don't think I've read all the clinical trials of eating wood? I do not think you have read all the clinical trials about eating wood. Yeah, I don't think there's any, but... I mean, honestly, just look up can you eat wood.

Have you ever put dirt in your mouth? Yeah. Is it bad? Yeah. It doesn't taste good? It tastes like dirt. It tastes like just like sediment and sand. I've put rocks in my mouth when I was younger. Yeah. Rocks taste good. I can't lie. Well, I don't know about good. No, you should not eat wood because it's difficult for humans to digest. Okay, so maybe we shouldn't eat wood.

Have you ever put dirt in your mouth? Yeah. Is it bad? Yeah. It doesn't taste good? It tastes like dirt. It tastes like just like sediment and sand. I've put rocks in my mouth when I was younger. Yeah. Rocks taste good. I can't lie. Well, I don't know about good. No, you should not eat wood because it's difficult for humans to digest. Okay, so maybe we shouldn't eat wood.

Have you ever put dirt in your mouth? Yeah. Is it bad? Yeah. It doesn't taste good? It tastes like dirt. It tastes like just like sediment and sand. I've put rocks in my mouth when I was younger. Yeah. Rocks taste good. I can't lie. Well, I don't know about good. No, you should not eat wood because it's difficult for humans to digest. Okay, so maybe we shouldn't eat wood.

He needed Google to tell him that. He couldn't believe me. rocks though rocks I love how rocks don't eat rocks don't eat them but they look delicious but when you're younger and you put a rock in like a little lip like a zin like a rock you're packing lips of fucking pebbles Yeah, I used to roll up roly-poly-olies that have a rock in my face. The late 90s, man. What a good time to be alive.

He needed Google to tell him that. He couldn't believe me. rocks though rocks I love how rocks don't eat rocks don't eat them but they look delicious but when you're younger and you put a rock in like a little lip like a zin like a rock you're packing lips of fucking pebbles Yeah, I used to roll up roly-poly-olies that have a rock in my face. The late 90s, man. What a good time to be alive.

He needed Google to tell him that. He couldn't believe me. rocks though rocks I love how rocks don't eat rocks don't eat them but they look delicious but when you're younger and you put a rock in like a little lip like a zin like a rock you're packing lips of fucking pebbles Yeah, I used to roll up roly-poly-olies that have a rock in my face. The late 90s, man. What a good time to be alive.

Sniffing markers, licking markers. And glue. When I was younger. You were just doing drugs for kids.

Sniffing markers, licking markers. And glue. When I was younger. You were just doing drugs for kids.

Sniffing markers, licking markers. And glue. When I was younger. You were just doing drugs for kids.

You were doing kid drugs. Markers and glue. I remember being young and being in the bathroom and looking at myself in the mirror and holding out my tongue and taking an orange washable marker and drawing on my tongue. And? Nothing. No. I mean, it had like a whack taste. You recently put paint on your mouth. Did you get any with that? I put it on my lips. Did you? I didn't like that.

You were doing kid drugs. Markers and glue. I remember being young and being in the bathroom and looking at myself in the mirror and holding out my tongue and taking an orange washable marker and drawing on my tongue. And? Nothing. No. I mean, it had like a whack taste. You recently put paint on your mouth. Did you get any with that? I put it on my lips. Did you? I didn't like that.

You were doing kid drugs. Markers and glue. I remember being young and being in the bathroom and looking at myself in the mirror and holding out my tongue and taking an orange washable marker and drawing on my tongue. And? Nothing. No. I mean, it had like a whack taste. You recently put paint on your mouth. Did you get any with that? I put it on my lips. Did you? I didn't like that.

It wasn't a good feeling. It wasn't a good feeling, but I did it. And you regretted it? You live and you learn. Yeah. The important thing is that we're learning, and that's it. That's it? That's it. Live and learn.

It wasn't a good feeling. It wasn't a good feeling, but I did it. And you regretted it? You live and you learn. Yeah. The important thing is that we're learning, and that's it. That's it? That's it. Live and learn.