Joe Santagato
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The Basement Yard
#548 - Are We There Yet?
I would like to go, and I would be full in.
The Basement Yard
#548 - Are We There Yet?
I would get a fucking, like, a crown.
The Basement Yard
#548 - Are We There Yet?
Oh, please get me some chain mail.
The Basement Yard
#548 - Are We There Yet?
You want to be the executioner?
The Basement Yard
#548 - Are We There Yet?
And I'm the knight because I'm brave, and I'm doing actual, like, going out and getting after it while the king just sits there and has people try his food so he doesn't get poisoned.
The Basement Yard
#548 - Are We There Yet?
And you're the pick number three, my lord.
The Basement Yard
#548 - Are We There Yet?
I would love to go to Medieval Times.
The Basement Yard
#548 - Are We There Yet?
I just want to eat chicken with my hands and peas.