Joe Santagato

I think I've done like five good ones and then everyone tells you to shut the fuck up.

You get two sneezes.

Imagine 15.

15, bro.

15 i mean i'm kicking this guy out of my house get the fuck out i know you wrote those post-it notes earlier on and you've been lonely tonight but it does not excuse you sneezing 15 times 15 is crazy is he dead i what i i don't actually haven't seen him today maybe yeah he's probably dead dude you should probably check on him doesn't it isn't like a there was like an old like thing it's like if you sneeze your like heart stops i'm like 15 ask chat gpt if you sneeze does your heart stop or something like that can wait for this

the AI is going to be like, what idiot asked that question?

Oh, so he's altering his blood flow like crazy in there.

And then it would come back.

He's got a big nose.

I would prefer that.

I hate people who sneeze like inside their bodies.

It scares me, dude.

I'm like, yo, you're going to hurt your neck or something.

Like your eyes are going to explode out of your head.

Like chill.

Like I have a friend that does that.

I'm like, yo, just open your mouth.

Like just, it comes out.

All of this can be fixed.

It just comes out naturally.