Joe the TV Reviewer

I was going to do computer fishing by a computer fishing game.

Oh, what, like that?

i do wow yeah it's like i think i've been three times i think and the majority of it is nothing happening like even when i went last week my mate caught a 38 pounds carp that's enormous yeah it was huge but then he was there for another two days after that he didn't catch anything else so it's like isn't fishing mainly about smoking pot

I wouldn't know about that, I'm sure.

Well, yeah, there's actually quite a lot of sort of, it seems there's quite a lot of gubbins involved.

I always thought it was just you put something on a hook and chuck it in the water.

It's very much not that.

Yeah, and then they've all got like, the rods have got alarms on them.

So, like... What?

Yeah, so this guy camps at the lake.

So he's got a tent.

And then, like, so you'd be asleep.

And then at three in the morning, you get this alarm start going off.

God, that sounds hideous.

Yeah, it's bad, I think.

Inefficiently, I think, is how it works.

Well, I've sort of just put together a list of stuff that's been on since last time, which is about four months ago or whatever.

So it's on a Monday, isn't it?

Oh, that's going to be great fun.

Yeah, yeah.