Joe Wilkinson

Or just say, my mum cleaned the sofa on a Friday.

Yeah.

I just liked her pulling up and waiting for, I don't know, I thought it was sweet and boring.

There you go, you're in.

You still do it?

Ooh, Sam Rideal sent on the 8th of March last year.

Listen to your latest mailbag and notice Joe was extremely excited about the celebrity encounter section.

So to bring David to the conversation, I thought I'd propose a scenario that I lived through that I now hugely regret.

I was in my last year of uni in Sheffield in the mid-90s.

Mid-2000, the Arctic monkeys had blown up in the place I was living in.

Just like the cure in Sussex all those years ago.

I was out with some friends late afternoon at a bar in Sheffield at the weekend and one of my friends said, is that Alex Turner?

Back then, only locals or Zane Lowe would have known who he was.

Who's Zane Lowe?

You know who Zane Lowe is.

I don't.

Who's saying no?

He's on the radiator.

Um, although their debut album was definitely kicking off and they were a big deal.

Yes, it is.