Joe

But I'm different.

And Roy's like, oh, okay.

In a complete like... Roy steps out of his entire being for a moment.

He's like, oh, you said you're different?

Well, that's good enough for me.

Yeah, yeah.

And then she says...

I'll talk and I won't publish it until after the World Cup.

And Roy says, OK.

And then he turns to her and starts talking.

And then he walks in and gets a post-it note under his hotel door the next day saying, sorry, I couldn't wait from her.

This is too good.

We have to publish it today.

We can't wait until after the World Cup.

The truth is, Tom Humphries let Roy Keane read the interview and give a thumbs up to it, which is quite unusual, actually.

And so that makes Roy Keane look like such a sympathetic figure.

Like, not only is he being screwed by these FAI Gambian men who will come to, not only is there a hapless manager in charge, the media, the one person in the media who said she was different, and I believed her, has stung me.

This is ludicrous because it's actually far more interesting.

It's far more interesting and three dimensional that Roy Keane did sit down with Tom Humphries and Paul Kimmich and do those interviews and let fly.

Of his own volition.