Joel Dommett

I'm glad you're starting.

I'm sorry.

It feels so weird to hold the hand of another woman.

I'm going to whisper.

It's like now I'm inviting you home.

I'm sorry, wife.

Tell you, this sort of feels like a game that I came up with with my friend Steve.

This is you and Steve.

This is exactly the kind of task that we would do.

So we used to play this in our Edinburgh flat, and we ended up playing it.

Everyone who's living in this Edinburgh flat was me, Acaster, Stu Goldsmith, Nish, and Tom Allen.

We're all in this flat, and so we devised this game.

It's called Knifey Knifey Carton.

And basically you have your back turned, right, if you're holding the knife.

And then someone goes, go!

And then they throw the carton when they say go.

And you have to turn around and you have to spear the carton with your knife.

yeah and when i tell you ed it is exhilarating yeah when you get it because it's like goes right especially when you're doing something like really rigid yeah like sort of um like tropicana yeah

you know just go through it it's it is so don't play this don't try this at home but do yeah yeah but do try it but do try it because it's but we're not taking any responsibility for you letting go of a knife and ending up in someone's head for example no don't don't stab people yeah

And also, like, everyone was, oh, I found this so hard, it took me ages, and I was like...