Joel Dommett
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Sometimes I'm never quite sure.
But you said how you ate off cushions, because I eat off magazines, which then can be put in the bin once they get disgusting.
But you have foul cushions.
And it's the same cushion, isn't it?
And I noticed, because Ed used to be fat.
Does anybody know that?
He used to be a fat boy.
And when you came in the caravan, as a sort of self-comfort thing, I saw you do that thing where you put your T-shirt out.
In case it got trapped within a roll of fat, which you haven't got anymore.
And then you admitted to me you'd quite like to have the cushion.
Probably to hide your erection from chatting with me.
Because I tell you what would happen with the erections, right?
It would knock the cushion off kilter and then your food would slide on.
That's a mighty erection.
With a full roast dinner on it.