Joel Kim Booster

And, um, that's my theory. This woman shouts out from the crowd. You wouldn't have been gay if you were breastfed. And I, I turned and what a gift because of all that entire week of bombing, this was the funniest. I was the entire week. The only time I ever got the crowd on my side. Cause I turned to her and I was like, I did not realize there was a scientist in the audience. And I was like,

Gotta talk to you. And I spent probably like 15 minutes interrogating this woman about where she was getting this and what is the science behind it and what is the belief system that led her to that. And again, even this conservative crowd that hated me hated her more. He said, got you, bitch. He said, I only needed to be one.

Gotta talk to you. And I spent probably like 15 minutes interrogating this woman about where she was getting this and what is the science behind it and what is the belief system that led her to that. And again, even this conservative crowd that hated me hated her more. He said, got you, bitch. He said, I only needed to be one.

It was the only time I had ever gotten the audience that week on my side for that short 15 minutes. And then, of course, they went back to hating me once they got back to material.

It was the only time I had ever gotten the audience that week on my side for that short 15 minutes. And then, of course, they went back to hating me once they got back to material.

like i like she i have a joke about her like that i you know right you know that ended up in my my first special and like again like i look back on that and i was like she was a gift sent to me from heaven because a reward yeah no truly for those six days um

like i like she i have a joke about her like that i you know right you know that ended up in my my first special and like again like i look back on that and i was like she was a gift sent to me from heaven because a reward yeah no truly for those six days um

And I still like man I have so many scars from Phoenix they tried to get me they did get me to go back a couple years later by like luring me in by being like oh no this one this shows in historic downtown Phoenix which is like the Brooklyn of Phoenix and let me be clear let me be clear.

And I still like man I have so many scars from Phoenix they tried to get me they did get me to go back a couple years later by like luring me in by being like oh no this one this shows in historic downtown Phoenix which is like the Brooklyn of Phoenix and let me be clear let me be clear.

there is no Brooklyn in Phoenix yeah for real like and historic downtown Phoenix I'm sorry you forget that like the entire west coast is so new that historic downtown Phoenix looks like a Chipotle like it is there is nothing that feels like historic about it at all because I'm like oh this was like from the 70s like it's like this is this place hasn't existed long enough to have history it's like right after they replaced the wallpaper in Taco Bell yeah exactly it's like right after that so what is that 2010 and of course those shows were bad too so

there is no Brooklyn in Phoenix yeah for real like and historic downtown Phoenix I'm sorry you forget that like the entire west coast is so new that historic downtown Phoenix looks like a Chipotle like it is there is nothing that feels like historic about it at all because I'm like oh this was like from the 70s like it's like this is this place hasn't existed long enough to have history it's like right after they replaced the wallpaper in Taco Bell yeah exactly it's like right after that so what is that 2010 and of course those shows were bad too so

Never, never going back to Phoenix. Never, ever.

Never, never going back to Phoenix. Never, ever.

Yeah, I will say like Tempe, pretty cool, you know.

Yeah, I will say like Tempe, pretty cool, you know.

Well, shan't be going back to Phoenix.

Well, shan't be going back to Phoenix.

I ordered a Greek salad at a restaurant in Phoenix. And you know what they brought me out? A bowl that was like a third full of tzatziki, then cucumbers, and then feta on top of that, and then more tzatziki on top of that. And I was like, this is disgusting. This is all the same. It's a bowl of sour cream. Yeah. I was like, yeah, you gave me soup. Like, this is not a salad.

I ordered a Greek salad at a restaurant in Phoenix. And you know what they brought me out? A bowl that was like a third full of tzatziki, then cucumbers, and then feta on top of that, and then more tzatziki on top of that. And I was like, this is disgusting. This is all the same. It's a bowl of sour cream. Yeah. I was like, yeah, you gave me soup. Like, this is not a salad.

What do you think a salad is?