Joel

So it's like the Real Housewives of Constantinople? Yeah. This is the dumbest shit. Definitely a couple C's back in the dictionary. Man, you can hold down Alice Cooper.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, the great Jesus Christ. Oh, Miss Wonderful.

Oh, the great Jesus Christ. Oh, Miss Wonderful.

Oh, the great Jesus Christ. Oh, Miss Wonderful.

Oh, if you can show me your soul divine, can you turn this water into wine?

Oh, if you can show me your soul divine, can you turn this water into wine?

Oh, if you can show me your soul divine, can you turn this water into wine?

It really is. It's like you set up a bunch of parameters. If you want to be a number one Catholic, you've got to die miserably. Yeah. To be one. And then other people see it happen and they don't realize once you're dead, you're not going to fucking know if you're a saint or not. And then they think, oh, good, I'll get to go to heaven. I guess I get box seats.

It really is. It's like you set up a bunch of parameters. If you want to be a number one Catholic, you've got to die miserably. Yeah. To be one. And then other people see it happen and they don't realize once you're dead, you're not going to fucking know if you're a saint or not. And then they think, oh, good, I'll get to go to heaven. I guess I get box seats.

It really is. It's like you set up a bunch of parameters. If you want to be a number one Catholic, you've got to die miserably. Yeah. To be one. And then other people see it happen and they don't realize once you're dead, you're not going to fucking know if you're a saint or not. And then they think, oh, good, I'll get to go to heaven. I guess I get box seats.

That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's right.

Because isn't that actual the theology? Yeah, that's the actual theology. Is that you hang, you'll never see heaven. But I thought that Jesus opened heaven. I thought that was the idea that Jesus opened heaven.

Because isn't that actual the theology? Yeah, that's the actual theology. Is that you hang, you'll never see heaven. But I thought that Jesus opened heaven. I thought that was the idea that Jesus opened heaven.

Because isn't that actual the theology? Yeah, that's the actual theology. Is that you hang, you'll never see heaven. But I thought that Jesus opened heaven. I thought that was the idea that Jesus opened heaven.

Peter's sitting up there judging fuckers. He's just the fucking, he's the bouncer.