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The guy is too healthy.

Rubio said in the White House.

He's too active, Rubio said.

By the way, Rubio's son is actually a very good football player, just to give you all some context.

Rubio, in addition, may be one of the busiest men in Washington.

Still, he took time out of his day to regale me with story about the president's unparalleled memory and attention to detail.

Once Trump noticed, Rubio's size looked shitty.

So at a later meeting, the president presented him with a gift, a signed shoebox containing a pair of size 12s.

I have them on and they're perfect, he said, pointing to his shiny black trash shoes.

Another time, Trump perceived that the chandeliers in the State Department were missing medallions, the ornamental discs that are installed on the ceiling.

A few days later, Trump called Rubio into his office with dozens of medallion samples.

I don't even know how many I need, Rubio recalled.

He said, I think you need 12.

Sure enough, I try to match it as much as I can.

It's just not as natural to me.

There's one place in particular, Trump, Rubio is unable to keep up with the president, Air Force One.

Rubio said he needs to get rest on overseas flights, but Trump never naps on the plane.

So the Secretary of State, a man tasked with instilling fears in the hearts of our enemies, blah, blah, blah, spends parts of most flights hiding from the 80-year-old man.

There is an office with two couches, and I usually want to sleep on one of those couches.

What I do is I cocoon myself in a blanket.