Joel

When we're talking about religious figures, everybody's got a different set of, let's use the word, opinions about these things. So just remember, that's part of what we're doing here.

It's almost like the details. Yes, it does. It's almost like the details were made up in the first place and they don't really matter.

It's almost like the details. Yes, it does. It's almost like the details were made up in the first place and they don't really matter.

It's almost like the details. Yes, it does. It's almost like the details were made up in the first place and they don't really matter.

He's got his head chopped off.

He's got his head chopped off.

He's got his head chopped off.

So it's like the Real Housewives of Constantinople? Yeah. This is the dumbest shit. Definitely a couple C's back in the dictionary. Man, you can hold down Alice Cooper.

So it's like the Real Housewives of Constantinople? Yeah. This is the dumbest shit. Definitely a couple C's back in the dictionary. Man, you can hold down Alice Cooper.

So it's like the Real Housewives of Constantinople? Yeah. This is the dumbest shit. Definitely a couple C's back in the dictionary. Man, you can hold down Alice Cooper.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, the great Jesus Christ. Oh, Miss Wonderful.

Oh, the great Jesus Christ. Oh, Miss Wonderful.

Oh, the great Jesus Christ. Oh, Miss Wonderful.

Oh, if you can show me your soul divine, can you turn this water into wine?

Oh, if you can show me your soul divine, can you turn this water into wine?

Oh, if you can show me your soul divine, can you turn this water into wine?

It really is. It's like you set up a bunch of parameters. If you want to be a number one Catholic, you've got to die miserably. Yeah. To be one. And then other people see it happen and they don't realize once you're dead, you're not going to fucking know if you're a saint or not. And then they think, oh, good, I'll get to go to heaven. I guess I get box seats.