Joel
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Oh, my grandmother, the entire wall was prayer cards. Every funeral, they give you one. They pick a saint for you, and they give you one, and you put your name on the back, and all of a sudden, that's your saint. Yep, that shit ain't free. But isn't that interesting that they, like, it's another, you know, this is where the history of religion, I find, because it's,
In a way, it's a business, and it's not. So they let the audience tell them what they'll buy. Yeah. So they were like, oh, you want this shit? All right. We can make that shit. We know a lot of painters. Yeah. Oh, man, I went to a store outside the Vatican, and it's just like holy water. It's like, come on. Are you telling me that the Pope came by and blessed this fucking? There you go.
In a way, it's a business, and it's not. So they let the audience tell them what they'll buy. Yeah. So they were like, oh, you want this shit? All right. We can make that shit. We know a lot of painters. Yeah. Oh, man, I went to a store outside the Vatican, and it's just like holy water. It's like, come on. Are you telling me that the Pope came by and blessed this fucking? There you go.
In a way, it's a business, and it's not. So they let the audience tell them what they'll buy. Yeah. So they were like, oh, you want this shit? All right. We can make that shit. We know a lot of painters. Yeah. Oh, man, I went to a store outside the Vatican, and it's just like holy water. It's like, come on. Are you telling me that the Pope came by and blessed this fucking? There you go.
Hey, make sure I get 10%. Wave your arms in front of the store. I'm like, it's blessed.
Hey, make sure I get 10%. Wave your arms in front of the store. I'm like, it's blessed.
Hey, make sure I get 10%. Wave your arms in front of the store. I'm like, it's blessed.
Here you go. Blessed sparrows. Yeah. Is your place Coca-Cola Zero? That's easy. That's going to be awesome as Pope.
Here you go. Blessed sparrows. Yeah. Is your place Coca-Cola Zero? That's easy. That's going to be awesome as Pope.
Here you go. Blessed sparrows. Yeah. Is your place Coca-Cola Zero? That's easy. That's going to be awesome as Pope.
Make me ugly. Which is so hard as a Portuguese lady.
Make me ugly. Which is so hard as a Portuguese lady.
Make me ugly. Which is so hard as a Portuguese lady.
You wasn't confused? He wasn't like, honestly, though, if you like, I think that's got to be at least conflicting where you're like, you know, I'm mad that you messed this up for the family, but it's crazy that you have a beard now, right? It's not just like, that means it works. That means that we could pray to him for other shit.
You wasn't confused? He wasn't like, honestly, though, if you like, I think that's got to be at least conflicting where you're like, you know, I'm mad that you messed this up for the family, but it's crazy that you have a beard now, right? It's not just like, that means it works. That means that we could pray to him for other shit.
You wasn't confused? He wasn't like, honestly, though, if you like, I think that's got to be at least conflicting where you're like, you know, I'm mad that you messed this up for the family, but it's crazy that you have a beard now, right? It's not just like, that means it works. That means that we could pray to him for other shit.
Now, if you have your daughter crucified, do you have to pay for it? No.
Now, if you have your daughter crucified, do you have to pay for it? No.
Now, if you have your daughter crucified, do you have to pay for it? No.
according to tradition yes normally the father of the crucified has to pay for it no per the rules vilgefortis meets the criteria of a saint a martyr with one miracle although the murder part is debatable yeah because it wasn't necessarily for god it was because she didn't want to she didn't want to marry the guy but god helped her yeah but i think the reason