Joey Avery

Although you say that, and then if you go visit rural Africa and you're hanging out with a tribe of people, you're like, oh, they're way happier.

because their brains aren't elsewhere thinking about their email or their phone or whatever.

The white devil himself.

The white devil himself.

I mean, it's like people hate on LeBron, right?

Because they're like, he's not the GOAT or he does this or that.

When you have that many people looking at what you're doing, people aren't gonna like it or they're gonna have a different opinion.

And I don't know that he's been a net positive for society, but if I knew someone who was friends with Peter Thiel and he was inviting me to his cool houses, we'd probably all be, metaphorically, sucking his dick.

You know, and being like, dude, I mean, Teal, like, I know people don't like him, but he's a pretty cool guy, dude, and he lets me drive his Ferrari, and we, you know, like, if he was here, we'd all be listening to him.

Thanks, Mr. Teal.

Oh, that's very interesting.

Yeah.

All over his face.

I'm gonna come through.

No, what I was going to say is as critical as I am about some of his views on society and what he uses his businesses for, it's deeply uncool for a publication to just fucking out somebody who doesn't want to be out.

And then it's like, what are the ramifications of that?

Maybe putting a big bulbous O right in the middle of his name made him love the big, big, huge, huge, ridiculous boobs.

I didn't want to wear them.

He's obsessed with putting big O's where they don't belong.

These things are ridiculous.