Joey Diaz
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I got on a fucking treadmill.
I didn't even make 30 seconds on level two.
And he goes, listen, you got to go out and walk.
He goes, come back here when you lose 50 pounds.
He goes, right now, you got to walk.
And I was like, yeah, you know, to the store, to the drug dealers, to the comedy store, you know.
He goes, I want you to do what Dolce does with the tap the mailboxes.
go for a walk and tap two mailboxes one day and then three the next, whatever.
So Christy gave me that thing and I would go over there at night.
I knew little things, you know, from lifting as a kid.
But every time I was struggling over there, some fucking hot guy came over.
And he would always go, excuse me, can I help you out?
And yeah, maybe they wanted to fuck me, but I doubt it.