Joey Diaz
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And I don't want my kid going into the city by myself with my wife, okay?
She don't know the mechanisms of it.
So I went with like, you know, nine kids from the neighborhood.
Me, three moms, and like the rest were just kids.
And I took them to go see fucking Jelly, Olivia Rodrigo.
Cher was doing an appearance.
I get there, everybody's cool, but there's two old-school gay dudes.
They're probably in their 60s, and they're those old-school New York geezers, gay guys.
They were gay when it was tough to be gay.
They've been in New York all their lives.
They started at CBGB's or the meat market or whatever fucking gay haunt, and now they're mature.
They were married before the law.
Dog, these motherfuckers are miserable.
They just sat there and every once in a while they would look at each other and look at the kids and go, the whole fucking night.
I'm like, why are these fucking guys here?