Joey Diaz
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I just sent them the last thing.
Canada is not going to take me.
We're not going to go to Canada.
I've got nothing against Canadians, but it's the way the country works.
The nicest guy we know has got a DUI and he can't get into Canada.
So you're telling me Snoop Dogg can't play Canada?
There's a tax you could pay, a little heavy, and then you get out.
We could all settle this with an envelope.
Let me tell you something.
Before 9-11, I was going up to Toronto two times a year.
I had all these criminal charges, no warrants or anything.
My friend from the Miami Improv dated a girl from Buffalo.
And he called her father to pick me up at the Buffalo airport, take me to his house, and then cross me over the border.
Before 9-11, there was a casino they'd go to.