Joey Diaz

But I guarantee we do see things that we think is something else and it's a UFO. Yeah. Yeah. I could see that happening also.

You know, when I lived in Boulder, I got into a hole one time. I was talking to some guy, and he was talking to me about mermaids. Oh, God. At a coffee shop. And it drove me fucking crazy. It drove me so crazy. I didn't have a computer back then, but I actually had to go to the library, and I went down a hole.

You know, when I lived in Boulder, I got into a hole one time. I was talking to some guy, and he was talking to me about mermaids. Oh, God. At a coffee shop. And it drove me fucking crazy. It drove me so crazy. I didn't have a computer back then, but I actually had to go to the library, and I went down a hole.

You know, when I lived in Boulder, I got into a hole one time. I was talking to some guy, and he was talking to me about mermaids. Oh, God. At a coffee shop. And it drove me fucking crazy. It drove me so crazy. I didn't have a computer back then, but I actually had to go to the library, and I went down a hole.

And maybe 10 years ago, I went online one night and got high and was reading about mermaids.

And maybe 10 years ago, I went online one night and got high and was reading about mermaids.

And maybe 10 years ago, I went online one night and got high and was reading about mermaids.

Right, but weren't they actually spotted in the 1800s somewhere?

Right, but weren't they actually spotted in the 1800s somewhere?

Right, but weren't they actually spotted in the 1800s somewhere?

That's okay. That's not my problem. I'm not looking to have sex with a chick.

That's okay. That's not my problem. I'm not looking to have sex with a chick.

That's okay. That's not my problem. I'm not looking to have sex with a chick.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

God damn it. You just ruined everything. God damn it.

God damn it. You just ruined everything. God damn it.

God damn it. You just ruined everything. God damn it.

That's why you gotta love the 80s. Animals. That's why you gotta love the 80s, because two guys actually went into the studio and go, look, we got a movie about a fucking guy who falls in love with a mermaid. And the guy's like, come on, how are you going to do that? And all of a sudden it's fucked. Let me tell you something, that's another good movie.