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Joey Diaz

πŸ‘€ Speaker
4244 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

No fucking way. It wasn't healthy for Isla.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

That was the, our last straw where we're like, we're gonna get out of the neighborhood was a guy overdosed on our front yard. Yeah. And Leon had to call 911. And she's on FaceTime with me. Like, there's a guy. He's passed out in our front yard. He's overdosed. And they came in. They gave him Narcan. And he woke up. And they took him to the hospital. But it was like, yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

That was the, our last straw where we're like, we're gonna get out of the neighborhood was a guy overdosed on our front yard. Yeah. And Leon had to call 911. And she's on FaceTime with me. Like, there's a guy. He's passed out in our front yard. He's overdosed. And they came in. They gave him Narcan. And he woke up. And they took him to the hospital. But it was like, yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

That was the, our last straw where we're like, we're gonna get out of the neighborhood was a guy overdosed on our front yard. Yeah. And Leon had to call 911. And she's on FaceTime with me. Like, there's a guy. He's passed out in our front yard. He's overdosed. And they came in. They gave him Narcan. And he woke up. And they took him to the hospital. But it was like, yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And that was when we were redoing the house, man. That was when it was getting scary, too. Because once you put a fucking... Port-a-potty in your front yard, you become a homeless fucking haven. Every homeless guy in the world took a shit in that front yard.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And that was when we were redoing the house, man. That was when it was getting scary, too. Because once you put a fucking... Port-a-potty in your front yard, you become a homeless fucking haven. Every homeless guy in the world took a shit in that front yard.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And that was when we were redoing the house, man. That was when it was getting scary, too. Because once you put a fucking... Port-a-potty in your front yard, you become a homeless fucking haven. Every homeless guy in the world took a shit in that front yard.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We had to turn, we had to, we had to empty that port-a-potty like twice a week because homeless guys would, there was, I went pulled up one time and there was a line in my front, like guys, a guy was waiting to take a shit in my port-a-potty in my front yard. And I was like, all right, I'm fucking.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We had to turn, we had to, we had to empty that port-a-potty like twice a week because homeless guys would, there was, I went pulled up one time and there was a line in my front, like guys, a guy was waiting to take a shit in my port-a-potty in my front yard. And I was like, all right, I'm fucking.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We had to turn, we had to, we had to empty that port-a-potty like twice a week because homeless guys would, there was, I went pulled up one time and there was a line in my front, like guys, a guy was waiting to take a shit in my port-a-potty in my front yard. And I was like, all right, I'm fucking.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, we live over in Sherman Oaks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, we live over in Sherman Oaks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah, we live over in Sherman Oaks.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

If you were there. I think it was the right time for everyone to leave. It was the right time.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

If you were there. I think it was the right time for everyone to leave. It was the right time.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

If you were there. I think it was the right time for everyone to leave. It was the right time.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I mean, how fucking lucky were we to be at the Comedy Store and be in L.A. when the guy now that has changed the landscape of media in general was creating the thing And, I mean, those early episodes of Rogan. Like, I mean, you know, I love Joe, but I think he's so much smarter than me that I get lost when he tells me things. Like, I do his podcast now and I just sit there and nod.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I mean, how fucking lucky were we to be at the Comedy Store and be in L.A. when the guy now that has changed the landscape of media in general was creating the thing And, I mean, those early episodes of Rogan. Like, I mean, you know, I love Joe, but I think he's so much smarter than me that I get lost when he tells me things. Like, I do his podcast now and I just sit there and nod.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I mean, how fucking lucky were we to be at the Comedy Store and be in L.A. when the guy now that has changed the landscape of media in general was creating the thing And, I mean, those early episodes of Rogan. Like, I mean, you know, I love Joe, but I think he's so much smarter than me that I get lost when he tells me things. Like, I do his podcast now and I just sit there and nod.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I'm like, I'm not as smart as you, Joe. He knows so much shit about so much shit. I'm like, but those early Rogans when he was just a meathead, those were the funniest fucking podcast.