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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

31 Mar 2025

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0.349 - 5.372 Joey Diaz

My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out.

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5.392 - 18.641 Tom Segura

Hey, everyone. We just announced my Fall 2025 Come Together tour dates. We added a whole bunch of cities, including Allentown, PA, West Lafayette, Indiana, and Colorado Springs, and many more. I will see you out there. Thank you so much.

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24.324 - 41.316 Joey Diaz

Ladies and gentlemen, new episode of Two Bears, One Cave. And this is who I should have done this podcast with. Fucking screwed the pooch. I took the wrong Latino. Tommy just got done. I think Tommy's retiring, Joey.

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42.597 - 42.797 Bert Kreischer

What?

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42.997 - 43.758 Joey Diaz

I think this is his last tour.

46.528 - 64.141 Bert Kreischer

At this point, it kind of gets redundant after a while. And that's why I never wanted to go into arenas or nothing, because then you have nowhere to go. After an arena, what are you going to do? Are you going to play on Mars? What are you going to play on? It's a great point. On a spaceship?

64.582 - 76.856 Bert Kreischer

So it kind of becomes, listen, when you're a middle-level comic and you do the improvs, after the ninth time that you're at the 10th, the improv, you ask yourself, how much longer can I do this for?

77.276 - 91.948 Joey Diaz

I never asked myself that, and then I asked myself. I said to myself when I was getting ready to announce this new tour, I was like, am I just going to do this forever? Is there an end date to this?

94.75 - 120.322 Bert Kreischer

There is, and the way I look at it is what you did was brilliant. I tell people all the time. What happened with me was I was doing stand-up, but I wasn't having fun. It was a business. And that's a horrible way to do stand-up comedy. When you do it as a business, I wanted to fall in love with it again. Falling in love with it naturally. And it's not about the money. It's not about the gig.

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