John Cena

It doesn't work.

How many guys have fucking thrown their buddy onto a conference table or something because they thought it was the way to do it?

It's crazy.

I mean, the fucking sheer amount of punishment you guys put yourself through is staggering.

I mean, it really is staggering.

Which is so crazy.

220 days of trauma in a year.

Because you're getting, no matter what, you're getting some trauma.

No matter what, a guy body slams you, something happens, you're colliding, you go off the ropes, you're smashing into each other.

Very similar.

This is fucking killed.

And then it's four in the morning.

Yeah, you're buzzing.

You're buzzing.

And it's also, it's really hard to have any kind of a normal relationship because you're just constantly not home.

You're constantly gone.

Like even your friends, like you really, as a touring comic, the best thing that I ever did is start taking friends with me on the road instead of just working with like random guys that I didn't know in different towns.

Those are fun sometimes.

Sometimes.

Like, you know, two out of ten times you meet a new friend.