John Doe

I think it happened on Lake Parkway at the mansion, Hugh Hefner's mansion. My dad collected money. Mm-hmm. He worked in the credit department. My mom worked in some area where you're just kind of the traditional whatever. And then they met at the party. And then they married, I think, they married in 63, November 22nd, the day John Kennedy was shot.

I think it happened on Lake Parkway at the mansion, Hugh Hefner's mansion. My dad collected money. Mm-hmm. He worked in the credit department. My mom worked in some area where you're just kind of the traditional whatever. And then they met at the party. And then they married, I think, they married in 63, November 22nd, the day John Kennedy was shot.

And I think they met in 61, but they both worked at Playboy. And then Pompeo Pozar, who was a big staff photographer, just hounded the shit out of my mother. until she relented to pose. But the rest of the story, which I've never told anyone, probably never happened in the history of Playboy. So she posed. They picked her for centerfold.

And I think they met in 61, but they both worked at Playboy. And then Pompeo Pozar, who was a big staff photographer, just hounded the shit out of my mother. until she relented to pose. But the rest of the story, which I've never told anyone, probably never happened in the history of Playboy. So she posed. They picked her for centerfold.

everything was set typeset and everything and she fucking freaked out and she was like take it out i don't want to do it she's like no and but she still stayed working there for another year and a half but they said no one's ever done this like said no yeah and so she's like i can't do it she was sort of traditional italian uh yeah it's a big catholic especially back in 60 especially back then like people now wouldn't care because everyone people have like only fans and shit but like

everything was set typeset and everything and she fucking freaked out and she was like take it out i don't want to do it she's like no and but she still stayed working there for another year and a half but they said no one's ever done this like said no yeah and so she's like i can't do it she was sort of traditional italian uh yeah it's a big catholic especially back in 60 especially back then like people now wouldn't care because everyone people have like only fans and shit but like

She was old-fashioned like that. Pull the chair out, like just... What was the thinking, though?

She was old-fashioned like that. Pull the chair out, like just... What was the thinking, though?

Well, she was super fine. Really? She was extremely fine. Yeah, no, unbelievable. Like, okay, I had a party at the Lake Estate. The Super Bowl was February 4th and my friend was there and my mom came into the kitchen. And so I'm, I don't know, 40. My mom's 65 probably. Now she's my mom. So like I, you know, but petite and perfect. You're cursed with a hot mom.

Well, she was super fine. Really? She was extremely fine. Yeah, no, unbelievable. Like, okay, I had a party at the Lake Estate. The Super Bowl was February 4th and my friend was there and my mom came into the kitchen. And so I'm, I don't know, 40. My mom's 65 probably. Now she's my mom. So like I, you know, but petite and perfect. You're cursed with a hot mom.

So she leaves the kitchen and Bob's there. It's probably five years. My elder, he's like, dude, your sister is so fine. Can I get her? Can I call her? And I said, it's my mom. And he's just like a lady blacked out. You know, like, that's who she was. But she wasn't, like, what's the word? Like, she didn't act like she was. But she was.

So she leaves the kitchen and Bob's there. It's probably five years. My elder, he's like, dude, your sister is so fine. Can I get her? Can I call her? And I said, it's my mom. And he's just like a lady blacked out. You know, like, that's who she was. But she wasn't, like, what's the word? Like, she didn't act like she was. But she was.

Yeah.

Yeah.

How could I know the difference?

How could I know the difference?

Looking back, like, the way people reacted to her and would talk to her, like, when we would travel, like, they were very...

Looking back, like, the way people reacted to her and would talk to her, like, when we would travel, like, they were very...

So a week before he died, maybe two weeks were at the dining room table. And I'm like, dude, I think something's wrong with you. I think you're going to die. I've been having these dreams. It happened with my grandmother. He said, I'm fine. I had the cholesterol check. Everything's good. Then the day before. So what was it? October 15th, 1989. 1989. 1988.

So a week before he died, maybe two weeks were at the dining room table. And I'm like, dude, I think something's wrong with you. I think you're going to die. I've been having these dreams. It happened with my grandmother. He said, I'm fine. I had the cholesterol check. Everything's good. Then the day before. So what was it? October 15th, 1989. 1989. 1988.