John Kiriakou

He'd give me like $800 phone bills at the end of the month.

And I'm like, come on, man.

Come on.

That's awesome.

Give you five grand already.

That dude's a frigging snake.

Nothing to see here, folks.

I worked with this one guy.

who was going to a denied area, denied area is a place where CIA people just can't go.

Right.

But he looked kind of ethnic and he could fit into, you know, whatever the culture.

And so I said, buddy, aren't you afraid of, uh, like being kidnapped?

And then we just never see you again.

And he said, yeah, they offered to implant a, a, a chip, a beacon that a ping in my butt crack.

He says, and I said, nah, leave my butt crack alone.

Oh, I have to agree.

Besides the fact that they use massive amounts of water, and oddly enough, they're located in a lot of states that don't have a ton of water, like Texas, right?

Or you go out to Loudoun County, Virginia.

Okay, we have enough water.

But Loudoun County, Virginia, you drive for miles and miles and they're just these never-ending gigantic complexes of data centers.