John Kiriakou
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
There's a new classic rock station, 1600 AM.
You should check it out.
I'm like, OK, thanks, Truck.
In the meantime, there's this guy we called Cat in the Hat because he had this oddly elongated head, like a birth defect, kind of giant Cat in the Hat head.
And he comes up to me one day and he said, hey, I heard you had an empty bunk in your cell.
I want to move into your cell.
I heard it's a good cell.
And I said, well, not so fast, buddy.
I said, we don't allow any pedophiles in our cell and no rats.
I said, what's your crime?
He goes, murder for hire.
I don't even care about that.
So he says, murder for hire.
I said, I don't think I like that any better than the pedophiles and the rats.
What were the circumstances?
And he said, I owed the mob a lot of money, $100,000 in gambling.
I couldn't pay it, so I took out a life insurance policy on my business partner, and I hired a hitman to kill him.
And the hitman got...